Deirdre Statham
@deirdrestatham.bsky.social
Unemployed Métis (Cree/Nêhiyaw) screenwriter hoping to one day bring twisted stories to the little screen. Mainly writing about monsters, witches, spaceships, and gods. Woo!
No relation to Jason.
No relation to Jason.
Happy Ghost Day!! 👻
October 31, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Happy Ghost Day!! 👻
My mother asked if I could make an Eagle Feather Protector 🪶 for her. My first crack at one. It’s a bit crooked in spots but I learned a bunch. 🤗 #Sacrit #SewingProject
March 16, 2024 at 2:37 AM
My mother asked if I could make an Eagle Feather Protector 🪶 for her. My first crack at one. It’s a bit crooked in spots but I learned a bunch. 🤗 #Sacrit #SewingProject
I used to be a professional baker but I’m diabetic and a SAHM now. So I mostly bake for others. Like a cake I made for my Auntie’s 80th last month. 😁
March 16, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I used to be a professional baker but I’m diabetic and a SAHM now. So I mostly bake for others. Like a cake I made for my Auntie’s 80th last month. 😁
We have to shovel our sidewalks but my back alley driveway is only slightly longer than the car. lol. The landlord does snowblow my parking spot. We got a few feet of snow a couple weeks ago. That was a LOT of snow to shovel.
March 15, 2024 at 11:55 PM
We have to shovel our sidewalks but my back alley driveway is only slightly longer than the car. lol. The landlord does snowblow my parking spot. We got a few feet of snow a couple weeks ago. That was a LOT of snow to shovel.
TFW you think you did awesome in an interview only to find a public Facebook post congratulating all the people hired to work on developing a feature & you’re still waiting for that email.
Me: Will I get it?
Facebook: …
Me: Will I get it?
Facebook: …
March 9, 2024 at 2:13 AM
TFW you think you did awesome in an interview only to find a public Facebook post congratulating all the people hired to work on developing a feature & you’re still waiting for that email.
Me: Will I get it?
Facebook: …
Me: Will I get it?
Facebook: …
At least you don’t live in Saskatchewan. It’s fricken cold and we got snowed in for a few days. I still don’t think my car will make it out of the alley.
March 6, 2024 at 11:10 PM
At least you don’t live in Saskatchewan. It’s fricken cold and we got snowed in for a few days. I still don’t think my car will make it out of the alley.
It’s raining… on December 7th! We should have 3-4 feet of snow by now. Very unsettling.
December 7, 2023 at 6:22 PM
It’s raining… on December 7th! We should have 3-4 feet of snow by now. Very unsettling.
My cat is a total box muncher.
November 2, 2023 at 4:09 AM
My cat is a total box muncher.
Me, watching John Carpenter’s The Thing for the first time on Hallowe’en:
November 1, 2023 at 5:46 AM
Me, watching John Carpenter’s The Thing for the first time on Hallowe’en:
Today I picked up the cutest salad serving forks at Dollarama. I LOVE spooky season!
October 3, 2023 at 1:17 AM
Today I picked up the cutest salad serving forks at Dollarama. I LOVE spooky season!
“Lonely… I’m so lonely. I have nobody to wiggle my toys…” 🎶
September 29, 2023 at 2:57 AM
“Lonely… I’m so lonely. I have nobody to wiggle my toys…” 🎶
It looks like autumn and sweater weather but it’s fricken 27°C/81°F. I’m sweating my balls off.
September 26, 2023 at 9:04 PM
It looks like autumn and sweater weather but it’s fricken 27°C/81°F. I’m sweating my balls off.
In February our family adopted the sweetest kitten. She has now become an ornery cat that is chewing through all our cables. She destroyed my laptop charging cable yesterday. It’s the second one she has eaten! Agh!
September 25, 2023 at 8:31 PM
In February our family adopted the sweetest kitten. She has now become an ornery cat that is chewing through all our cables. She destroyed my laptop charging cable yesterday. It’s the second one she has eaten! Agh!
Sometimes I am alone with my thoughts and I wonder…
Why is ALEXISONFIRE called “Alexis on Fire” and not “Alex is on Fire”?!?
#DeepThoughts
Why is ALEXISONFIRE called “Alexis on Fire” and not “Alex is on Fire”?!?
#DeepThoughts
September 22, 2023 at 6:05 PM
Sometimes I am alone with my thoughts and I wonder…
Why is ALEXISONFIRE called “Alexis on Fire” and not “Alex is on Fire”?!?
#DeepThoughts
Why is ALEXISONFIRE called “Alexis on Fire” and not “Alex is on Fire”?!?
#DeepThoughts
Um… it’s been a year…
Immediate family is good. Kitty is now a cat! She doesn’t like me leaving her when I get out of bed but bites me when I try to pet her. Cat is bonkers. Kid is now an ornery teen. Writing hasn’t been going but hoping brain will cooperate soon. Woo!
Immediate family is good. Kitty is now a cat! She doesn’t like me leaving her when I get out of bed but bites me when I try to pet her. Cat is bonkers. Kid is now an ornery teen. Writing hasn’t been going but hoping brain will cooperate soon. Woo!
September 22, 2023 at 4:49 AM
Um… it’s been a year…
Immediate family is good. Kitty is now a cat! She doesn’t like me leaving her when I get out of bed but bites me when I try to pet her. Cat is bonkers. Kid is now an ornery teen. Writing hasn’t been going but hoping brain will cooperate soon. Woo!
Immediate family is good. Kitty is now a cat! She doesn’t like me leaving her when I get out of bed but bites me when I try to pet her. Cat is bonkers. Kid is now an ornery teen. Writing hasn’t been going but hoping brain will cooperate soon. Woo!
Back on the new social media. Wooooo!
September 22, 2023 at 1:41 AM
Back on the new social media. Wooooo!