oh and also ran my first ever race and finished roughly 11000th out of 12000. failgirlism ❤️

i bought a microwave oven and a new house plant and made spiced cider and a gnocchi bake with my girlfriend 💖💖💖

told my gym bro that i bring a knife w/ a built-in whistle with me on my runs for safety reasons and he said "wow that's badass" and fist bumped me

usually i can sculpt & paint but they can't all be winners you know

i cried really hard then danced really hard then got really drunk. very good weekend

Too European For This Shit

as long as no one develops a closed model ai (and tbh i don't think anyone in this branch of the government has time for that) i have Mega Job Security because people don't know how to write excel formulas without having chatgpt do it for them yayyyy

also keep calling them lululemons because i ❤️ being old and out of touch

anyway didn't really feel like witnessing the aftermath of a literal bomb blasting my neighbors' front door out and then a stabbing on my fucking doorstep within 20 hours but here we are