Jordan
@dehydrated-jordan.bsky.social
He/him
Queer/Bi
Therapist, guitarist, and general nerd 🫡
Free Palestine
Screaming my way through late stage capitalism
Queer/Bi
Therapist, guitarist, and general nerd 🫡
Free Palestine
Screaming my way through late stage capitalism
The AI generated ads for the betting app is crazy but the AI generated ads for a dating app is absolutely diabolical.
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The AI generated ads for the betting app is crazy but the AI generated ads for a dating app is absolutely diabolical.
It’s crazy to watch an ad for a betting app that’s entirely AI generated and it’s advertising gambling on how long the government shutdown is going to last. I’m just trying to watch my Naruto analysis video on YouTube.
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It’s crazy to watch an ad for a betting app that’s entirely AI generated and it’s advertising gambling on how long the government shutdown is going to last. I’m just trying to watch my Naruto analysis video on YouTube.
Brother, when was the last time you’ve yearned? Aughhhhhhh 😫
July 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Brother, when was the last time you’ve yearned? Aughhhhhhh 😫
Listening to Gigi Perez made me realize that I don’t yearn enough
July 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Listening to Gigi Perez made me realize that I don’t yearn enough
I ate a burrito from Chipotle today. Why was it the most taxing thing I had to do today?
May 17, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I ate a burrito from Chipotle today. Why was it the most taxing thing I had to do today?
New therapy moto just dropped:
“Breathing in and out helps me from crashing out”
“Breathing in and out helps me from crashing out”
April 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
New therapy moto just dropped:
“Breathing in and out helps me from crashing out”
“Breathing in and out helps me from crashing out”
My brain: I’m tired and anxious and I’m tired and anxious and I’m tired and anxious and my feet are sweaty
April 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My brain: I’m tired and anxious and I’m tired and anxious and I’m tired and anxious and my feet are sweaty
I just ran across a TikTok of a guy saying that there’s poop in butter… specifically Cabot butter.
Dawg I just want to live, I’m tired wtf
Dawg I just want to live, I’m tired wtf
April 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I just ran across a TikTok of a guy saying that there’s poop in butter… specifically Cabot butter.
Dawg I just want to live, I’m tired wtf
Dawg I just want to live, I’m tired wtf
Allergy season is upon us in SF and I feel like the most annoying person in the world for blowing my nose every 5 minutes
April 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Allergy season is upon us in SF and I feel like the most annoying person in the world for blowing my nose every 5 minutes
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Lmao.
Gavin Newsom sees 10-point net drop in favorability since launching his podcast. Survey finds "the podcast only made 13% of voters have an improved perception of the Governor, with 26% saying that it harmed their perception."
CA 120: Gavin's podcast - Presidential run or empire building? - Capitol Weekly
Gov. Gavin Newsom's new podcast has sent shockwaves through California's political world. But is there more to Newsom's efforts than meets the eye?
capitolweekly.net
March 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Lmao.
Probably found the best and possibly the most important TikTok video around thinking beyond capitalism
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2bcBpW9/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2bcBpW9/
TikTok video by Justin Scott
www.tiktok.com
March 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Probably found the best and possibly the most important TikTok video around thinking beyond capitalism
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2bcBpW9/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2bcBpW9/
Economy: Depression
Me: Haha same… oh
Me: Haha same… oh
March 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Economy: Depression
Me: Haha same… oh
Me: Haha same… oh
Partner: I got two Labubus and I’m trying to get a third
Me: oh ok… what are you going to do with three of them?
Partner: I don’t know… love them
Me: oh ok… what are you going to do with three of them?
Partner: I don’t know… love them
February 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Partner: I got two Labubus and I’m trying to get a third
Me: oh ok… what are you going to do with three of them?
Partner: I don’t know… love them
Me: oh ok… what are you going to do with three of them?
Partner: I don’t know… love them
We as a society have become so isolated that people have now developed an addiction to AI. As in people are so lonely they started spending hours talking to AI bots.
February 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We as a society have become so isolated that people have now developed an addiction to AI. As in people are so lonely they started spending hours talking to AI bots.
Constantly fighting my demons (imposter syndrome)
February 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Constantly fighting my demons (imposter syndrome)
I recently got into Princess Jellyfish and holy shit why isn’t there more!?! Like, I need more they only made one season and it came out in 2010
February 10, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I recently got into Princess Jellyfish and holy shit why isn’t there more!?! Like, I need more they only made one season and it came out in 2010
I am freezing in my apartment (it’s 57 degrees)
February 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I am freezing in my apartment (it’s 57 degrees)
Today I learned a hard lesson…counting is really hard and I suck at it
February 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Today I learned a hard lesson…counting is really hard and I suck at it
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Musk is calling USAID “evil” and saying it must die.
Trump is suddenly interested in cutting off funding to South Africa.
For those wondering why the sudden focus on this, might we suggest digging into the role USAID played in ending apartheid? —> adst.org/2021/06/amer...
Trump is suddenly interested in cutting off funding to South Africa.
For those wondering why the sudden focus on this, might we suggest digging into the role USAID played in ending apartheid? —> adst.org/2021/06/amer...
February 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Musk is calling USAID “evil” and saying it must die.
Trump is suddenly interested in cutting off funding to South Africa.
For those wondering why the sudden focus on this, might we suggest digging into the role USAID played in ending apartheid? —> adst.org/2021/06/amer...
Trump is suddenly interested in cutting off funding to South Africa.
For those wondering why the sudden focus on this, might we suggest digging into the role USAID played in ending apartheid? —> adst.org/2021/06/amer...
My partner came up with an idea of a cool punk song the other night. Here’s my partner’s idea of a song:
Death by costco
Quote about never changing the price of the hotdogs in that home video audio/radio static audio
screamo
Choking noises as chorus?
Death by costco
Quote about never changing the price of the hotdogs in that home video audio/radio static audio
screamo
Choking noises as chorus?
February 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My partner came up with an idea of a cool punk song the other night. Here’s my partner’s idea of a song:
Death by costco
Quote about never changing the price of the hotdogs in that home video audio/radio static audio
screamo
Choking noises as chorus?
Death by costco
Quote about never changing the price of the hotdogs in that home video audio/radio static audio
screamo
Choking noises as chorus?
PG&E came out with a new comercial where a PG&E worker talks with a homeowner from Chico, the town next to Paradise that burned in 2018. The home owner talks about how they have feelings about PG&E and the fire and the worker reassured that 98% of power lines are underground. This ad is nefarious
February 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
PG&E came out with a new comercial where a PG&E worker talks with a homeowner from Chico, the town next to Paradise that burned in 2018. The home owner talks about how they have feelings about PG&E and the fire and the worker reassured that 98% of power lines are underground. This ad is nefarious
I’m finding it quite difficult to work right now. Instead I want to go on a long and lengthy rant about the podcast/NPR program Left Right and Center and why it’s harmful and bad media disguised at “civil, provocative, and insightful”. In my opinion it’s bad media.
January 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m finding it quite difficult to work right now. Instead I want to go on a long and lengthy rant about the podcast/NPR program Left Right and Center and why it’s harmful and bad media disguised at “civil, provocative, and insightful”. In my opinion it’s bad media.