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Degenerate Hamster
@degeneratehamster.bsky.social
Shuffling through the cedar shavings of life. Trying to get enough water, one rollerball drop at a time. Will be found dead on the wheel but not today.
‘Swizzle stick’ might be a good idea for future t-shirt merch
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Be the change you wish to see, buddy. # hippo2028
December 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Whoa, Tom and edibles. Unexpected combo.
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Sir, get out of my house
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Should have given him the title of mayor like they do dogs in some cities and maybe this would have never happened
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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I literally could not stop myself from inappropriately laughing out loud for real
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
And assuming one still needs to pay some premium for a bronze (or catastrophic or whatever plan) in order to have access to these accounts? Meaning, too high premiums would continue to be an issue
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Modern redundancy is having multiple single points of failure
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
SO MUCH FUN
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The local bogs aren’t doing it for you?
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Well alright, if a curmudgeon can be optimistic, guess I can give it a try
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Perhaps best post of the night 👑
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Haircut looks great! 👍
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Lily is loved.
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM