Indeed. And restore the East Wing to its 1942 appearance. Plus expunge all traces of Trump aesthetic wherever they may be found. Winner.

Should we stand for “I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy?”

That’s the first name that came to my mind. But, did Charlie Kirk write a poem that could be set to music? Seems unlikely.

Remember: The Chicago Bears are known as the “Monsters of the Midway.” Also “the Midway” was the central area of the Chicago Colombian Exposition of 1892-3. “Midway” is a pretty generic term in Chicago.

Well, at least you can’t indict a Subway sandwich. The ham sandwich is still an open question. Personally, I’d like to see someone try to indict a Big Mac.

We should now be known as The Untied States of America.

It only takes the reversal of two letters to describe what we’re becoming: The Untied States of America.

And the name will be changed to “The Donald J Trump Center for the Conforming Arts.”

Do the right thing even when everyone is looking. It’s called courage.

“And she’ll have fun, fun, fun ‘til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.”
Beach Boys, “Fun, Fun,Fun”, 1964

Or, as Will Rogers put it: “It’s not what you don’t know that hurts you, it’s what you know that ain’t so.”