Carol Channing Tatum (He/Him)
@defyingbrevity.bsky.social
@ thinwhitedork on Twitter, watching it crumble. CisHet Leftist Menace in Middle-Canadia. Chaotic Good in a Lawful Evil world. Still not a cat. Ally to 🏳️🌈,🏳️⚧️, #BLM, #MMIW, T&R, & more. He/Him.
HAPPY POP CATWALK THURSDAY MORNING, Y'ALLS!
(the title of my current Spotify daylist, but also my message to you)
(the title of my current Spotify daylist, but also my message to you)
June 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
HAPPY POP CATWALK THURSDAY MORNING, Y'ALLS!
(the title of my current Spotify daylist, but also my message to you)
(the title of my current Spotify daylist, but also my message to you)
SINK FULL OF BEAST
June 18, 2024 at 3:19 AM
SINK FULL OF BEAST
Does...does this count?
June 8, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Does...does this count?
Donating plasma whilst reppin' the GOAT on his birthday. 💜
Cripes, do my allergies have me looking TIRED.
Cripes, do my allergies have me looking TIRED.
June 7, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Donating plasma whilst reppin' the GOAT on his birthday. 💜
Cripes, do my allergies have me looking TIRED.
Cripes, do my allergies have me looking TIRED.
I didn't choose it, but yes, Spotify: it is a lovely day.
May 30, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I didn't choose it, but yes, Spotify: it is a lovely day.
post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
May 27, 2024 at 4:38 AM
post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
One of the benefits of a CPAP machine has been "being able to breathe when my 15+ lb nap-buddy lies on my chest/neck/face.
May 23, 2024 at 6:20 PM
One of the benefits of a CPAP machine has been "being able to breathe when my 15+ lb nap-buddy lies on my chest/neck/face.
Your last selfie is you on the outside; your last saved meme is you on the inside.
![An illustrated meme that says, "Fixing a boo-boo as a kid" [pictures of ice cream, a teddy bear, a sucker/lollipop, and a band-aid with a smiley-face] and "Fixing a boo-boo as an adult" [pictures of Advil, a Boba drink, a Target bag with crayons and Cheetos sticking out, a bong, some weed, two joints, a Sephora bag, and a sleep mask that looks like a cartoon kitty]
The meme/art attributed to @ Kushy_Land](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyv5ks6256szh5yj4jxphovj/bafkreib3mxm3yjjig6u6krcvqr3a5ad56pm2wdwu7yq5qveqgortt5qnc4@jpeg)
May 10, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Your last selfie is you on the outside; your last saved meme is you on the inside.
Here, Bluesky: as reluctant as I am to post selfies, let alone fucking CPAP selfies, you deserve to see Oliver being a bit too enthusiastic for an Easter Weekend Nap. He's about 15 years old, 15 lbs, and is actually the Best Cat Ever.
April 2, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Here, Bluesky: as reluctant as I am to post selfies, let alone fucking CPAP selfies, you deserve to see Oliver being a bit too enthusiastic for an Easter Weekend Nap. He's about 15 years old, 15 lbs, and is actually the Best Cat Ever.
Well, that's one of the rudest lies I've ever heard of. May whoever said that suffer itches they can't scratch while in public.
April 2, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Well, that's one of the rudest lies I've ever heard of. May whoever said that suffer itches they can't scratch while in public.
And, IIRC, Gremlins had a reputation for exploding almost as much as Teslas¹? So it all fits.
¹ probably not, though. "Nobody out-explodes Tesla!" - Elon Musk, probably?
¹ probably not, though. "Nobody out-explodes Tesla!" - Elon Musk, probably?
April 1, 2024 at 5:57 PM
And, IIRC, Gremlins had a reputation for exploding almost as much as Teslas¹? So it all fits.
¹ probably not, though. "Nobody out-explodes Tesla!" - Elon Musk, probably?
¹ probably not, though. "Nobody out-explodes Tesla!" - Elon Musk, probably?
HE IS RIZZIN'
March 31, 2024 at 3:28 PM
HE IS RIZZIN'
Bluesky, my son (oft referred to as HAM) woke me up early today (presumably because we could have slept in; kids are jerks some days), and this is what awaited me in the living room. Beast here was not cleaning himself; he was just...sitting there. In the morning light.
March 31, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Bluesky, my son (oft referred to as HAM) woke me up early today (presumably because we could have slept in; kids are jerks some days), and this is what awaited me in the living room. Beast here was not cleaning himself; he was just...sitting there. In the morning light.
If you see this, post a doc
March 27, 2024 at 3:36 PM
If you see this, post a doc