Carol Channing Tatum (He/Him)
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Carol Channing Tatum (He/Him)
@defyingbrevity.bsky.social
@ thinwhitedork on Twitter, watching it crumble. CisHet Leftist Menace in Middle-Canadia. Chaotic Good in a Lawful Evil world. Still not a cat. Ally to 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️, #BLM, #MMIW, T&R, & more. He/Him.
HAPPY POP CATWALK THURSDAY MORNING, Y'ALLS!
(the title of my current Spotify daylist, but also my message to you)
June 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
SINK FULL OF BEAST
June 18, 2024 at 3:19 AM
June 13, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Does...does this count?
June 8, 2024 at 7:13 PM
June 8, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Donating plasma whilst reppin' the GOAT on his birthday. 💜

Cripes, do my allergies have me looking TIRED.
June 7, 2024 at 7:53 PM
May 31, 2024 at 2:18 PM
I didn't choose it, but yes, Spotify: it is a lovely day.
May 30, 2024 at 10:00 PM
May 30, 2024 at 9:45 PM
May 30, 2024 at 9:01 PM
post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
May 27, 2024 at 4:38 AM
One of the benefits of a CPAP machine has been "being able to breathe when my 15+ lb nap-buddy lies on my chest/neck/face.
May 23, 2024 at 6:20 PM
May 18, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Your last selfie is you on the outside; your last saved meme is you on the inside.
May 10, 2024 at 8:57 PM
May 5, 2024 at 6:25 AM
May 5, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Ah.
April 3, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Here, Bluesky: as reluctant as I am to post selfies, let alone fucking CPAP selfies, you deserve to see Oliver being a bit too enthusiastic for an Easter Weekend Nap. He's about 15 years old, 15 lbs, and is actually the Best Cat Ever.
April 2, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Well, that's one of the rudest lies I've ever heard of. May whoever said that suffer itches they can't scratch while in public.
April 2, 2024 at 5:41 AM
April 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
And, IIRC, Gremlins had a reputation for exploding almost as much as Teslas¹? So it all fits.

¹ probably not, though. "Nobody out-explodes Tesla!" - Elon Musk, probably?
April 1, 2024 at 5:57 PM
April 1, 2024 at 3:47 AM
HE IS RIZZIN'
March 31, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Bluesky, my son (oft referred to as HAM) woke me up early today (presumably because we could have slept in; kids are jerks some days), and this is what awaited me in the living room. Beast here was not cleaning himself; he was just...sitting there. In the morning light.
March 31, 2024 at 4:28 AM
If you see this, post a doc
March 27, 2024 at 3:36 PM