Chris Ideates
@deftdecoy.bsky.social
Army Veteran turned Software QA Stoic. Married. Avid audiobook consumer with a penchant for ideation, and witty conversations. Onwards and Upwards!
He should be in jail in Monopoly.
March 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
He should be in jail in Monopoly.
The Fart of the Deal: Trump is seething because Z wouldn’t eat that shit sandwich of a deal in public, and it made him look weak.
March 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Fart of the Deal: Trump is seething because Z wouldn’t eat that shit sandwich of a deal in public, and it made him look weak.
NGL Totally read that with the voice of Towelie from South Park. Hope it’s not too late to turn it around at the midterms.
a cartoon of a towel with arms and legs and the words what on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a towel with arms and legs and the words what on the bottom
media.tenor.com
March 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
NGL Totally read that with the voice of Towelie from South Park. Hope it’s not too late to turn it around at the midterms.
NGL My brain was like, that must be one big record player.
a person is playing a record on a turntable with the word grim written on the bottom
ALT: a person is playing a record on a turntable with the word grim written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
March 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
NGL My brain was like, that must be one big record player.
Pretty sure this was written for him.
March 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Pretty sure this was written for him.
I’m thinking they actually DID do it in private, and decided to make him roll over and submit in public. Z was not having any of it.
March 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m thinking they actually DID do it in private, and decided to make him roll over and submit in public. Z was not having any of it.
At this point if someone told me that “toilet water” would fix this… I’m ready to give it a go.
March 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
At this point if someone told me that “toilet water” would fix this… I’m ready to give it a go.
It’s shocking that The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were so ready to regurgitate a false narrative into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.
March 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s shocking that The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were so ready to regurgitate a false narrative into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.
The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.
March 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.
The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.
March 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.
The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.
March 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.
The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.
March 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.
The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.
March 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.
The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA.
March 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA.
He just didn’t grovel and kiss the ring. They wanted to humiliate Zelensky in public, and Z refused to kiss the ring.
February 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
He just didn’t grovel and kiss the ring. They wanted to humiliate Zelensky in public, and Z refused to kiss the ring.
I’m originally from Tyler County (northern panhandle armpit) and still have family there. Flooding was a seasonal tragedy that affected everyone. If it didn’t affect your home, it impeded travel, and left us helplessly awaiting the crick/river crest to find out when the worst was over.
February 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’m originally from Tyler County (northern panhandle armpit) and still have family there. Flooding was a seasonal tragedy that affected everyone. If it didn’t affect your home, it impeded travel, and left us helplessly awaiting the crick/river crest to find out when the worst was over.
How can I vote for you @adamkinzinger.bsky.social in 2028? We desperately need a leader and Veteran like you to help us rise above this!!! I would 💯 switch parties to vote for you in a primary!
February 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
How can I vote for you @adamkinzinger.bsky.social in 2028? We desperately need a leader and Veteran like you to help us rise above this!!! I would 💯 switch parties to vote for you in a primary!
You can’t spell Felon without Elon
February 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You can’t spell Felon without Elon
You can’t spell Felon without Elon
February 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
You can’t spell Felon without Elon