DeftCrankshaft
@deftcrankshaft.bsky.social
They look like they’re in a Talking Heads music video
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
They look like they’re in a Talking Heads music video
Did Mugatu write this post?
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Did Mugatu write this post?
You’re right, Trump is famously able to ‘read the room’ and know when he’s overstayed his welcome. I’m sure he’ll show himself out.
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
You’re right, Trump is famously able to ‘read the room’ and know when he’s overstayed his welcome. I’m sure he’ll show himself out.
The lower these numbers go, the more certain I am we’re never having a free and fair election again.
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The lower these numbers go, the more certain I am we’re never having a free and fair election again.
So why did it take you so fucking long to endorse him, Hakeem?
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So why did it take you so fucking long to endorse him, Hakeem?
UNCUH JAAAAHHHHMMS
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
UNCUH JAAAAHHHHMMS
Every clip I see of Tara leaves me deeply unimpressed.
October 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Every clip I see of Tara leaves me deeply unimpressed.
Saw the thumbnail and legit thought this was @taylorlorenz.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Saw the thumbnail and legit thought this was @taylorlorenz.bsky.social
What an absolute horsesh*t “story”. Axios doing legwork for the DCCC.
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
What an absolute horsesh*t “story”. Axios doing legwork for the DCCC.
If Trump can have a third term then Zohran can be president.
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If Trump can have a third term then Zohran can be president.
Petition the next President to officially change it to ‘the Boondogle’
October 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Petition the next President to officially change it to ‘the Boondogle’
Some please for the love of god make up a person and ask Trump on camera why he pardoned them and then just watch him pontificate and twist in the wind.
October 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Some please for the love of god make up a person and ask Trump on camera why he pardoned them and then just watch him pontificate and twist in the wind.
Online people are severely overestimating the 'give a shit' rating of this when it comes to the average voter in America.
October 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Online people are severely overestimating the 'give a shit' rating of this when it comes to the average voter in America.
Repurpose it as something Trump would be personally revolted by, like a homeless shelter or a children’s hospital.
October 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Repurpose it as something Trump would be personally revolted by, like a homeless shelter or a children’s hospital.
She can start by throwing all of her political weight behind Graham Platner.
October 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
She can start by throwing all of her political weight behind Graham Platner.
Conservatives are just liberals with no conscience.
October 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Conservatives are just liberals with no conscience.
Hooch!
Hooch is crazy.
Hooch is crazy.
October 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Hooch!
Hooch is crazy.
Hooch is crazy.
Buy this man some knee pads and chapstick.
October 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Buy this man some knee pads and chapstick.
I moved to a new house and bought a bunch of these on Prime Day, switching from Eufy cameras I had before. It’s one of the worst tech decisions I’ve ever made.
September 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I moved to a new house and bought a bunch of these on Prime Day, switching from Eufy cameras I had before. It’s one of the worst tech decisions I’ve ever made.
I think its important to understand the kinds of people those percentages represent.
The political divide just grows deeper and wider.
The political divide just grows deeper and wider.
September 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I think its important to understand the kinds of people those percentages represent.
The political divide just grows deeper and wider.
The political divide just grows deeper and wider.
But not the people who peacefully opposed her husband’s views, right?
September 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
But not the people who peacefully opposed her husband’s views, right?
Riley "I got 5th place" Gaines
September 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Riley "I got 5th place" Gaines
Casual $100k monthly “donation”
September 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Casual $100k monthly “donation”
Grand ol’ Pedos
September 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Grand ol’ Pedos