DefPoet
@defpoet.bsky.social
Anti-everything absurdities launched into a vacuum.
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Put on some makeup and ripped off my bra. I can do anything, I swear!
April 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Put on some makeup and ripped off my bra. I can do anything, I swear!
Definitely hormonal. Definitely need a good cry.
Can I not whilst in a coffee shop though?
Can I not whilst in a coffee shop though?
April 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Definitely hormonal. Definitely need a good cry.
Can I not whilst in a coffee shop though?
Can I not whilst in a coffee shop though?
I was sitting next to this cake and ate some chicken instead. I can do anything.
April 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I was sitting next to this cake and ate some chicken instead. I can do anything.
I decided to eat an apple and a singular piece of cheese instead of doughnuts. I am pretty sure I can do anything.
March 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I decided to eat an apple and a singular piece of cheese instead of doughnuts. I am pretty sure I can do anything.
Someone told me yesterday that I was a, “glass half empty” kind of person.
I realized I need to be surrounded by people who see and understand me. I am simultaneously an observant realist and detrimentally optimistic.
I realized I need to be surrounded by people who see and understand me. I am simultaneously an observant realist and detrimentally optimistic.
March 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Someone told me yesterday that I was a, “glass half empty” kind of person.
I realized I need to be surrounded by people who see and understand me. I am simultaneously an observant realist and detrimentally optimistic.
I realized I need to be surrounded by people who see and understand me. I am simultaneously an observant realist and detrimentally optimistic.
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Billboard in Phoenix, AZ
March 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Billboard in Phoenix, AZ
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BREAKING: Congress is now debating whether the U.S. military should be banned from invading Canada, Panama, and Greenland. Why? Because apparently, we need a law to stop reckless war fantasies. This is not a joke. This is an actual conversation.
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
March 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
BREAKING: Congress is now debating whether the U.S. military should be banned from invading Canada, Panama, and Greenland. Why? Because apparently, we need a law to stop reckless war fantasies. This is not a joke. This is an actual conversation.
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
Sad news about #KyrieIrving I look forward to watching #kyrie shift into #RamadanKyrie every year. May he have a full recovery.
March 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Sad news about #KyrieIrving I look forward to watching #kyrie shift into #RamadanKyrie every year. May he have a full recovery.
Dude behind me on this flight yapped NONSTOP for the entire trip. Shutting the fuck up is okay sometimes, I promise.
March 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Dude behind me on this flight yapped NONSTOP for the entire trip. Shutting the fuck up is okay sometimes, I promise.
Might need to put blue lights in the crib.
March 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Might need to put blue lights in the crib.
I don’t trust people who cannot sit with themselves. Go work that shit out, it is 2025, you can do therapy through texts if you desire.
March 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I don’t trust people who cannot sit with themselves. Go work that shit out, it is 2025, you can do therapy through texts if you desire.
Watching a raging trumpette w wild eyes talking about musk and fed layoffs is wild. It is truly terrifying.
February 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Watching a raging trumpette w wild eyes talking about musk and fed layoffs is wild. It is truly terrifying.
I have listened to #kendrick on the way to work almost daily since #gnx came out. Today it was #FreddieHubbard and #RedClay. (Kendrick in the shower though😂)
February 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I have listened to #kendrick on the way to work almost daily since #gnx came out. Today it was #FreddieHubbard and #RedClay. (Kendrick in the shower though😂)
I am eating honey butter cornbread for dinner and well, that’s how it is going.
February 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I am eating honey butter cornbread for dinner and well, that’s how it is going.
I stg, Jason Tatum’s barber should get an award.
February 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I stg, Jason Tatum’s barber should get an award.
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Art speaks when words fail.
February 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Art speaks when words fail.
February 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM