Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~
@defoni.bsky.social
Aro-ace. 35. Genderqueer, they/them.
Appreciator of all things macabre.
⚠️NSFW⚠️ CW // all the things.
Kink & fetish reposts.
I write filth (mainly Hannibal/HEU) -> https://archiveofourown.org/users/tanathil/
Appreciator of all things macabre.
⚠️NSFW⚠️ CW // all the things.
Kink & fetish reposts.
I write filth (mainly Hannibal/HEU) -> https://archiveofourown.org/users/tanathil/
It's smashed, hard boiled eggs, butter, and salt, all mixed together (sea salt's the best and you can add fresh chives or parsley if you're feeling fancy, but those aren't really needed). It's most popularly eaten with Karelian pies.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It's smashed, hard boiled eggs, butter, and salt, all mixed together (sea salt's the best and you can add fresh chives or parsley if you're feeling fancy, but those aren't really needed). It's most popularly eaten with Karelian pies.
Found a book that seemed somewhat interesting...but did it catch my eye in the first place solely 'cause it used the same cover photo a book I read previously used and I found that funny...Yes.
(1st one the new book, the 2nd one what I've already read, THIS IS NOT A REC)
(1st one the new book, the 2nd one what I've already read, THIS IS NOT A REC)
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Found a book that seemed somewhat interesting...but did it catch my eye in the first place solely 'cause it used the same cover photo a book I read previously used and I found that funny...Yes.
(1st one the new book, the 2nd one what I've already read, THIS IS NOT A REC)
(1st one the new book, the 2nd one what I've already read, THIS IS NOT A REC)
Finished reading.... BY HIS RULE by J. A. Rock.
October 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Finished reading.... BY HIS RULE by J. A. Rock.
"[...]the "asexual spectrum" includes asexuals, graysexuals, demisexuals, aces, etc." This is how you're SUPPOSED to do it. The👏asexual👏spectrum👏includes👏the👏fucking👏asexuals👏THEMSELVES👏
October 21, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"[...]the "asexual spectrum" includes asexuals, graysexuals, demisexuals, aces, etc." This is how you're SUPPOSED to do it. The👏asexual👏spectrum👏includes👏the👏fucking👏asexuals👏THEMSELVES👏
Reading the recently published 2024 Ace Community Survey Summary Report and look who's at the top in here by a wide margin lol amazing, what a pleasant surprise
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Reading the recently published 2024 Ace Community Survey Summary Report and look who's at the top in here by a wide margin lol amazing, what a pleasant surprise
When you're ace but other aces forget that it's not just 'asexual' as an umbrella term but also 'asexual' as an actual sexuality on its own with its own meaning
October 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
When you're ace but other aces forget that it's not just 'asexual' as an umbrella term but also 'asexual' as an actual sexuality on its own with its own meaning
He's a MOUSE and he's a KING and he's holding a LITTLE TRAY. (I want himmmm)
October 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
He's a MOUSE and he's a KING and he's holding a LITTLE TRAY. (I want himmmm)
Finished reading… THE REBUILDING YEAR by Kaje Harper
October 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Finished reading… THE REBUILDING YEAR by Kaje Harper
Did not finish reading... AUCTIONED by Cara Dee
October 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Did not finish reading... AUCTIONED by Cara Dee
Finished reading... COMFORT ME, DADDY (THE BRAT AND THE BEAST DUET BOOK #2) by Misha Horne
October 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Finished reading... COMFORT ME, DADDY (THE BRAT AND THE BEAST DUET BOOK #2) by Misha Horne
Which character permanently altered your brain chemistry?
1. Viola de Lesseps in boy-mode. "Do I have a crush on her/him or do I want to *be* her/him?" (answer: it was 90% gender envy)
2. Needing this stupidly pretty man to be dommed before even knowing or understanding the word
1. Viola de Lesseps in boy-mode. "Do I have a crush on her/him or do I want to *be* her/him?" (answer: it was 90% gender envy)
2. Needing this stupidly pretty man to be dommed before even knowing or understanding the word
September 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Which character permanently altered your brain chemistry?
1. Viola de Lesseps in boy-mode. "Do I have a crush on her/him or do I want to *be* her/him?" (answer: it was 90% gender envy)
2. Needing this stupidly pretty man to be dommed before even knowing or understanding the word
1. Viola de Lesseps in boy-mode. "Do I have a crush on her/him or do I want to *be* her/him?" (answer: it was 90% gender envy)
2. Needing this stupidly pretty man to be dommed before even knowing or understanding the word
forgot that I made this...
September 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
forgot that I made this...
The best relationship dynamic
September 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The best relationship dynamic
shippers in shambles
September 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
shippers in shambles
"This series does not contain ageplay"-my ass lol I've no idea what the author *thinks* they're doing in here but this is 100% ageplay
September 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"This series does not contain ageplay"-my ass lol I've no idea what the author *thinks* they're doing in here but this is 100% ageplay
My god, I was getting so frustrated with that, like, are we going to get to the goddamn spanking at ANY POINT in here or do I seriously need to come over there and just do it myself to get this shit rolling??
September 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My god, I was getting so frustrated with that, like, are we going to get to the goddamn spanking at ANY POINT in here or do I seriously need to come over there and just do it myself to get this shit rolling??
Finished reading… HURT ME, DADDY (THE BRAT & THE BEAST DUET BOOK #1) by Misha Horne.
September 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Finished reading… HURT ME, DADDY (THE BRAT & THE BEAST DUET BOOK #1) by Misha Horne.
Thank you for listening, just needed to get that out. I've two free days ahead of me now and beer in the fridge and gay erotica to read on my Kindle, LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL *they said through gritted teeth*
September 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Thank you for listening, just needed to get that out. I've two free days ahead of me now and beer in the fridge and gay erotica to read on my Kindle, LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL *they said through gritted teeth*
YES, THEY SHOULD LEAVE, we were here first!!
September 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
YES, THEY SHOULD LEAVE, we were here first!!
Finished reading... THE BARBARIAN'S TRIBUTE (NOT-SO-SAVAGE BARBARIANS BOOK #1) by Amy Padilla.
September 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Finished reading... THE BARBARIAN'S TRIBUTE (NOT-SO-SAVAGE BARBARIANS BOOK #1) by Amy Padilla.
R.I.P. Robert Redford 💔
September 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
R.I.P. Robert Redford 💔
Oglaf mentioned, so a mandatory "this is my favourite Oglaf strip" post (it's the first I ever saw from them and I was immediately sold for what they were cooking up with these lol)
www.oglaf.com
www.oglaf.com
![[ A nine panel Oglaf strip ]
Two scantily clad gladiators in an arena, one having defeated the other, waiting to hear the emperor's judgement.
The emperor's watching the gladiators with a snooty look on his face. A man says to him: "The combatants await your judgement, emperor. Thumbs up if you wish him to live, thumbs down and he dies."
The emperor thinks over his options. He says: "See, I've just had a thought--" He lifts his hands up, forming a circle with his thumb and index finger, and moves the index finger from his other hand back and forth through it. "What if do this? Does that mean they have to fuck?"
The emperor points to the gladiators, laughing. "Ha haaa! They're doing it! Stupid gladiators!"
The scantily clad gladiators are now even more scantily dressed, kissing passionately, their lean, fit bodies pressed close together, the victor's hand wrapped around the defeated one's cock, the victor fucking him and jerking him off in front of the whole arena.
The emperor and his advisor watch the scene in stunned, blushing silence, both of their togas tenting up from the crotch area.
The emperor, still stunned and blushing, says: "I can't believe we've been making them fight this whole time."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vkchjrnjq3z5oojypzs5ydet/bafkreia5ckdoszsq5lyxen6aodj6v5s5u3eybwruifb56tk5fulonfjqni@jpeg)
September 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Oglaf mentioned, so a mandatory "this is my favourite Oglaf strip" post (it's the first I ever saw from them and I was immediately sold for what they were cooking up with these lol)
www.oglaf.com
www.oglaf.com
"Flor! Impregnate that man!"
September 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
"Flor! Impregnate that man!"