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November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We still got him
September 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Holy shit.
September 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Haven't drawn Plok in ages but we simply persevere
September 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Seated
August 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Here's to ten more, you crazy bastard
July 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Also worth noting that I have a sealed copy of this port and I refuse to open it lest I risk letting the demons out
July 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My Sega CD base extender only came with one screw.

Nope! Oval Phillips Machine M4-.70x8
July 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hershey's Chocolate World shivered when my ass walked through the doors
June 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
WALMART GAVE ME A COKE AND SOME PRINGLES WITH MY SWITCH 2
June 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I am financially responsible
May 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
You make the game yourself if you're so damn smart
May 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I still laugh my ass off at this man, my ultimate goal is to make the Plok fans proud
May 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
May 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Saw that new Touhou pharaoh boss and immediately had an egregious idea
May 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Was looking for a pair of pants to wear to go get a Best Buy order but found four sealed boxes of Pokemon cards instead
May 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm so fucking tired
April 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This look like a
April 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Oh my god. They are multiplying...
April 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
March 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was asked by a friend to draw Gangsta My Melody
March 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I
AM
STEVE
March 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Deltarune this
Silksong that

I don't give a DAMN
March 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Yeah. It was absolute cinema.
March 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Fuck this port of Bloons
March 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM