Definitive Plumage
@definitiveplumage.bsky.social
St. Louisian. Mississippi River Coastal Elite.
They should just award the Dodgers the WS Trophy on opening day. Then they sit out the season and all the rest of the teams can compete for the WS Jr Trophy.
January 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
They should just award the Dodgers the WS Trophy on opening day. Then they sit out the season and all the rest of the teams can compete for the WS Jr Trophy.
Flats are for adults. Drummies are for babies. There, I said it
January 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Flats are for adults. Drummies are for babies. There, I said it
I blame Lizzo 🫤
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I blame Lizzo 🫤
Ok, now I’m convinced. You definitely need to go!
December 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Ok, now I’m convinced. You definitely need to go!
I would have never hired Onder Law anyway, but their terrible AI slop ads made that even more certain.
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I would have never hired Onder Law anyway, but their terrible AI slop ads made that even more certain.
Geez, seeing this makes me realize I had completely forgotten Charlie Kirk existed. It’s been weeks since I’ve thought about him. It was a nice run.
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Geez, seeing this makes me realize I had completely forgotten Charlie Kirk existed. It’s been weeks since I’ve thought about him. It was a nice run.
Do you know where you’ll be set up?
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Do you know where you’ll be set up?
Incredible to see this. Whoever shot it is a legend!
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Incredible to see this. Whoever shot it is a legend!
Does this confirm that Hegseth’s office doesn’t have air conditioning? If so I really hope Trump did that on purpose.
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Does this confirm that Hegseth’s office doesn’t have air conditioning? If so I really hope Trump did that on purpose.
It’s time you take a trip to Puerto Rico where dreams really do come true
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s time you take a trip to Puerto Rico where dreams really do come true
These guys have NOT aged well
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
These guys have NOT aged well
The more things change the more things stay the same
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The more things change the more things stay the same
Not so much angry as just disappointed, which we all know is worse.
October 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Not so much angry as just disappointed, which we all know is worse.
This is so true. Also, smash burgers are the best burgers is also true.
October 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is so true. Also, smash burgers are the best burgers is also true.
The liberals that currently control the Democratic Party will never advocate for policies that interrupt capital accumulation. They are corporatists just like the GOP. Hence, they are not a viable alternative. If the Dems continue to nominate corporatists, nothing will change.
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The liberals that currently control the Democratic Party will never advocate for policies that interrupt capital accumulation. They are corporatists just like the GOP. Hence, they are not a viable alternative. If the Dems continue to nominate corporatists, nothing will change.
Your delusions are both sad and pathetic. But hey, you made the bed, now you have to sleep in it. Try not to pee the bed.
October 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Your delusions are both sad and pathetic. But hey, you made the bed, now you have to sleep in it. Try not to pee the bed.
You do realize your side won right? The Dems are fully controlled by centrist corporate liberals. Look where that got us. If you still believe in their ability to mount a viable opposition to MAGA you are more brainwashed than the MAGA cultists.
October 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You do realize your side won right? The Dems are fully controlled by centrist corporate liberals. Look where that got us. If you still believe in their ability to mount a viable opposition to MAGA you are more brainwashed than the MAGA cultists.
I don’t think we have a choice
October 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I don’t think we have a choice
Wow, that’s kind of strange but also cool!
October 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Wow, that’s kind of strange but also cool!
Like, fresh jalapeños?
October 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Like, fresh jalapeños?
Centrist liberals like yourself are incapable of being an opposition party to the MAGA movement. You have no ideas or vision and just want to return to a more polite version of MAGA. Voters aren’t buying what you are selling. Maybe Kamala will save us though 😂😂😂
October 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Centrist liberals like yourself are incapable of being an opposition party to the MAGA movement. You have no ideas or vision and just want to return to a more polite version of MAGA. Voters aren’t buying what you are selling. Maybe Kamala will save us though 😂😂😂
It’s fun to hear Centrists Liberals (who got us where we are) complain about Bernie (who could have saved us from where we are if not for Centrist Liberals intervening). Fun times indeed!
October 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It’s fun to hear Centrists Liberals (who got us where we are) complain about Bernie (who could have saved us from where we are if not for Centrist Liberals intervening). Fun times indeed!