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A hand written note reading "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!" In the background there is a bowl with a starfish in it.
September 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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This is what i'm needing
A sign that reads "Featured Cannabinonnabinoids"
March 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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I had a nightnare here once
An image from google street view that shows a road sign reading "Eln St."
February 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Dusty: [seductively to Melissa] "The Suck Zone".
December 27, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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A map of Italy labeled as "Pepperoni Greece"
December 22, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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This is how it feels to look at a butt or eat a meal that's too big
Amanda Tapping staring bug eyed at a hand emitting a light beam in Stargate SG1 Amanda Tapping smiling with closed eyes while a hand shines a beam of light on her face in Stargate SG1 Amanda Tapping recoils while a hand shines a beam of light on her face in Stargate SG1
December 2, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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The egyptians built the pyramids, aliens built the eiffel tower, and the melted wax from this candle made legs, balls, and a wiener
Pink wax that melted from a candle; it resembles legs, balls, and a wiener
November 1, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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October 31, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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When it's halloween and a package got stolen off your porch 6 months ago
A window displaying 2 halloween decorations and a sign. A cartoon vampire decoration on the left, a cartoon skeleton decoration on the right, and between them the sign reads "Now I lay me down to sleep; beside my bed a gun I keep; and if I wake & you're inside; the coroner's van will be your last ride" along with a silhouette of a shotgun
October 8, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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An all time greatest song
The cover for Narsty by Janet Jackson. The background is a photo of her face in black and white with her hair tied up while hanging back down loosely. At the top is her name and below that is the word "narsty" stylized in a handwritten style accompanied by triangular arrow shapes in purple, green, and blue.
September 25, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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A bag of Hostess Donettes sits on a stool in front of a window with the blinds lowered. A pair of chopsticks is sticking out of the top of the open bag.
May 28, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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After my workouts i like to have a glass of flat diet pepsi and two bud lights
A realtor photo of a house's workout room. To the right is an exercise bike in front of a mirror. Three pillows and a fake plant sit on the floor ahead of a vertical wall hanging to the left that reads "RELAX". In the background is a kitchenette counter and cabinets with a glass door mini-fridge in the center. It contents show a two liter of Diet Pepsi and three bottle of Bud Light, among other things.
March 30, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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I'm gonna use one of these to broadcast to any tv in my house
An image of a 360 degree motorized & amplified rotating antenna taken from the Magnavox website
March 23, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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Fondly remembering simpler times
A 3x3 grid of faces with captions of quotes. From top-left to bottom-right they read "I can see the statue of liberty from here", "Can I ask you kind of a weird question?", "Honey, you've got a big storm comin'", "People say that time heals all wounds", "You could stop at five or six stores, or just one", "I feel like a deer, in the headlights of love", "I don't need friends, they disappoint me", "I can't STAND it when she touches me", and "I am the queen of the universe, the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm".
March 2, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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These 2 movies are boyfriend and girlfriend
Aaron Eckhart as Frankenstein's monster poses half turned towards you while holding a bladed weapon. Behind him is a castle, a large full moon, and gargoyles that are flying towards him. At the top are Aaron Eckahart's name and the words "I, Frankenstein" Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum stand together, superimposed in front of a dark, gothic, industrial setting. Behind that are the planets Jupiter and Earth. In the center of the image are the words "Jupiter Ascending".
February 23, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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There's only one true Mr. Bean in this household
A photo of Sean Bean at an event from the shoulders up. A Taco Bell logo hides behind him on a wall in the blurry background.
February 6, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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Watching this and erupting into cheers whenever anyone says "Thad"
A movie poster for the movie "The Dark Half". The silhouette of a face to the left fades into the silhouette of tree branches perched with several birds to the right on top of a purple sky background. The title of the movie is stylized to the bottom right with a bird breaking the "R" in "Dark".
January 23, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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A d8 rests on a wood surface. It read 6.
December 23, 2023 at 5:43 AM
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A d8 rests on a wood surface. It reads 3.
December 16, 2023 at 3:04 AM
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A d10 rests on a wood surface. It reads 3.
November 18, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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I've never felt more deceived
Text the reads 'William James "Willem" Dafoe'
November 12, 2023 at 3:21 AM
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A d10 rests on a wood surface. It reads 7.
November 11, 2023 at 3:47 AM
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A d12 rests on a wood surface. It reads 1.
November 4, 2023 at 4:15 AM
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A d12 rests on a wood surface. It reads 11.
October 28, 2023 at 1:20 AM
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A d12 resta on a wood surface. It reads 8.
October 7, 2023 at 1:13 AM