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definatalie
@definatalie.com
a crafty fat lady with mental illness

I make cute tshirts and hats out of trash.
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I sewed in my new sewing room today and it was fucking awesome. I made a cover for the ugly drona box and some pot plant covers for presents.

#sewing
January 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Testing the platforms to see how many #Brisbane people I can find.
January 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You should paint your window trim if you're depressed. It won't fix you but you can wring a tiny bit of serotonin out of your brain every time you see it.
January 4, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I love coming up with products only I would buy.
December 9, 2024 at 1:26 AM
40+ appreciation post! Post with a pic of you on the right side of 40.

[At 43 this is literally the first time in my life I am actually living and being the human I think I was always supposed to be.]
November 24, 2024 at 7:37 AM
I picked up my raffle prize. I should do a reel taking everyone through my raffle haul but I have driven through this Brisbane downpour for hours and I am emotionally wrecked.

The raffle was raising money for the Celtic Club and I forgot to take a photo of the thistle cushion I also got.
November 22, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Matching stripes* for this special dress! It's going to be a marshmallow cloud.

*To the best of my ability

#sewing
November 20, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I'm making a bridesmaid dress and I'm thrilled to be finally cutting into the good fabric after calico fittings. I say I never sew things for people but I've made a wedding dress (pictured) before as well. Maybe I just like making things for queer people only.

#sewing
November 20, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Help, I don't know if I love these or if they are awful.

(They are from shein if that helps, and shein is the hellmouth of fug. The fugmouth if you will.)

#plussizefashion
November 19, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Why did I think this was the Instagram account of a raw turkey?
November 19, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Now I know you can use milk bottles to make giant corns on the cob I will not be satisfied with my life until I make a corn land in my yard for christmas.
November 18, 2024 at 12:20 PM
I miss making jewellery with plastic so I'm always thinking about how I can reuse existing plastic. Today I experimented with boiling old knitting needles to make rings and bangles with varying degrees of success.
November 18, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Following my previous... skeet? I could do patreon for customers, or patreon for makers. Or a mix. But mostly, I am very exhausted all the time and the search results do not help much.

Also I might do ko-fi rather than patreon since I already have an account.
November 17, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Where are the sewing people. Does #sewing work? Instagram are changing hashtags so that they are going to be unfollowable and I am very mad about it.

I sew stuff out of salvaged textiles and sell it. Or try to sell it. Shit's hard out here.
November 16, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Would love to know
November 16, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Post yr pig
January 1, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Can a marine biologist confirm that the scientific name of prawns is pronounced like "penis"????
December 23, 2023 at 11:05 AM
Prawm 🧶
December 23, 2023 at 12:05 AM
I wish I didn't have a conscience because I fucking love this Heaven's Gate jersey.
December 21, 2023 at 1:40 PM
I made a third birthday dress because I didn't vibe with the first ones (a slip and over dress). All reclaimed fabrics and an almost zero waste pattern. 🧶
December 20, 2023 at 11:47 AM
I am raising money for "shooting butthole pain during your period" research for my birthday.
December 17, 2023 at 9:16 AM
A moment of silence please for the iconic Choco Malt ice cream. I never liked many ice cream sticks and I'd always go one of these or Calippo or mango Weiss.
December 9, 2023 at 1:09 AM
I went to the hammer barn to buy herbs and stuff so I don't have to buy them from the other two big supermarkets.

I don't want to go to my local nursery because the owner is a racist no-voter.

It's all a bit fucking stupid isn't it?
December 8, 2023 at 7:57 AM
I would love to find a studio space so I could be around other creatives. I'm done with creating in a vacuum.
December 7, 2023 at 12:58 PM
Where are all the craft people? Please direct me to the tender nana souls.
December 7, 2023 at 10:17 AM