Newton's Third Law
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Generic white male, getting older and fatter by the day. Aviation nerd. Meme and pun enthusiast. Easily manipulated by dogs.
I'm sure she "considered astrophysics" And "considered going back to haircut college"
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I'm sure she "considered astrophysics" And "considered going back to haircut college"
Bob Dylan, is that you? Haha
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Bob Dylan, is that you? Haha
I assume since the meeting took place during the day, Miller was sleeping soundly in his coffin like always.
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I assume since the meeting took place during the day, Miller was sleeping soundly in his coffin like always.
They'll say it's a good idea until 9mm prices start getting tracked as "grocery inflation"...
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
They'll say it's a good idea until 9mm prices start getting tracked as "grocery inflation"...
No, Bubba! Get off! ....no not like that!
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
No, Bubba! Get off! ....no not like that!
Her mom must have taken a lot of Tylenol when pregnant...
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Her mom must have taken a lot of Tylenol when pregnant...
I thought Muslims were supposed to avoid contact with pigs...
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I thought Muslims were supposed to avoid contact with pigs...
It's never been about morality. It's always about control.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's never been about morality. It's always about control.
*keys mic twice*
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
*keys mic twice*
It was probably being ripped down so his supporters could replace it with a MAGA flag...
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It was probably being ripped down so his supporters could replace it with a MAGA flag...
I guess the breaking news here is that Republicans are now considering the "elderly 15-18 bracket".
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I guess the breaking news here is that Republicans are now considering the "elderly 15-18 bracket".
Telling republicans to focus on people 3-18 is about like telling marathon runners to remember to breathe...
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Telling republicans to focus on people 3-18 is about like telling marathon runners to remember to breathe...
And that's just the stupid we know about...
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
And that's just the stupid we know about...
So herds of cattle are suddenly pouring over the border unchecked when we've locked down and stopped all illegal immigration? I suppose the cattle are all buying those Gold Cards to fast track the process, eh?
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
So herds of cattle are suddenly pouring over the border unchecked when we've locked down and stopped all illegal immigration? I suppose the cattle are all buying those Gold Cards to fast track the process, eh?
The most incredible thing about it is that they didn't really need to write anything for this sketch. They literally just quoted people directly and paused for laughter.
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The most incredible thing about it is that they didn't really need to write anything for this sketch. They literally just quoted people directly and paused for laughter.
Picture taken from Bill Clinton's perspective.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Picture taken from Bill Clinton's perspective.
Surgeon: "What can I do for you?"
Loomer: "You know the villain in the Saw movies?"
Surgeon: "I got you..."
Loomer: "You know the villain in the Saw movies?"
Surgeon: "I got you..."
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Surgeon: "What can I do for you?"
Loomer: "You know the villain in the Saw movies?"
Surgeon: "I got you..."
Loomer: "You know the villain in the Saw movies?"
Surgeon: "I got you..."
Can't wait to see the leaked Signal group chat for Operation Bubba Gulp...
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Can't wait to see the leaked Signal group chat for Operation Bubba Gulp...
Considering how 15 is apparently an "adult" to MAGA, why wouldn't they be on board with mortgages being given to people who still believe in Santa?
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Considering how 15 is apparently an "adult" to MAGA, why wouldn't they be on board with mortgages being given to people who still believe in Santa?
I've seen more impressive bullying in workplace training videos.
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I've seen more impressive bullying in workplace training videos.
One if by hand, two if by peen...
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
One if by hand, two if by peen...
I'm not a Christian, but I was under the impression her cross should be causing some rather severe burns at this point. Has the church discontinued that feature?
November 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'm not a Christian, but I was under the impression her cross should be causing some rather severe burns at this point. Has the church discontinued that feature?
You mean her fully grown adult female roommate?
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You mean her fully grown adult female roommate?