Katie Sholty
@defectivemoxie.bsky.social
Queen of Naps. Mood Reader. Has yet to discover the art of multitasking and listening to an audiobook.
I feel like I need a therapy session for what I learned in therapy.
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I feel like I need a therapy session for what I learned in therapy.
Took a Benadryl last week to help with allergies. Soon found out that I’m in that small group of people whom it gives panic attacks to. 😭
October 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Took a Benadryl last week to help with allergies. Soon found out that I’m in that small group of people whom it gives panic attacks to. 😭
It’s an audiobook kind of day.
September 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It’s an audiobook kind of day.
I put jeans on after I got home from work to do some painting. And it’s like my legs are in leg prison. Give me yoga pants. 😩
September 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I put jeans on after I got home from work to do some painting. And it’s like my legs are in leg prison. Give me yoga pants. 😩
I’m at the age where I’m going to need a tums after eating Mac and cheese.
July 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’m at the age where I’m going to need a tums after eating Mac and cheese.
Most nights I get off work. Go home, and just play on my phone for two hours to unwind. Read a bit. Then go to bed. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
June 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Most nights I get off work. Go home, and just play on my phone for two hours to unwind. Read a bit. Then go to bed. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
No kings.
a cartoon of a lion wearing a crown and a robe
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June 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
No kings.
It’s a good day to be a Swiftie.
a woman holds a billboard music awards microphone
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May 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It’s a good day to be a Swiftie.
I can’t believe the weekend is over.
May 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I can’t believe the weekend is over.
It’s a beautiful day to read outside.
May 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It’s a beautiful day to read outside.
I’m going to need a baby elephant to take away these Sunday Night Blues.
May 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m going to need a baby elephant to take away these Sunday Night Blues.
Book therapy makes me happy.
May 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Book therapy makes me happy.
Cats. Books. Pancakes. A good night, indeed.
May 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Cats. Books. Pancakes. A good night, indeed.
I’ve lost 15 pounds since January. I’m really proud of myself getting back in shape and eating healthy again.
May 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’ve lost 15 pounds since January. I’m really proud of myself getting back in shape and eating healthy again.
Round carbohydrates
Perhaps the best carbohydrate
Perhaps the best carbohydrate
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April 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Round carbohydrates
Perhaps the best carbohydrate
Perhaps the best carbohydrate
Every time I see a new actor introduced for Sunrise on the Reaping, the more excited I get.
April 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Every time I see a new actor introduced for Sunrise on the Reaping, the more excited I get.
The world is a dumpster fire.
Me: I want to watch The Hunger Games.
Me: I want to watch The Hunger Games.
April 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The world is a dumpster fire.
Me: I want to watch The Hunger Games.
Me: I want to watch The Hunger Games.
It’s 4:44 is it too late to start washing bedding? Asking for me who likes to nap on Sunday evenings.
April 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It’s 4:44 is it too late to start washing bedding? Asking for me who likes to nap on Sunday evenings.
I’m ready for Kelly Clarkson to drop a 90’s country album.
April 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’m ready for Kelly Clarkson to drop a 90’s country album.
My bones are tired.
April 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My bones are tired.
Today will not be the day that I stop talking about cheese.
April 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Today will not be the day that I stop talking about cheese.
Laundry and dishes. My household nemesis.
April 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Laundry and dishes. My household nemesis.
It’s a chill night to listen to artists cover other artists.
April 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It’s a chill night to listen to artists cover other artists.
The local bookshop is having a sale next week.
a man in a blue shirt is running down a dirt path
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April 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The local bookshop is having a sale next week.
Me to Percy (cat): Will you let me snuggle you?
Percy: Best that I can do is to step on your boob.
Percy: Best that I can do is to step on your boob.
April 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me to Percy (cat): Will you let me snuggle you?
Percy: Best that I can do is to step on your boob.
Percy: Best that I can do is to step on your boob.