The “Pixel Pals Simp” costume I found at Spirit is hilarious!

(And it helps me maintain a shred of irony when publicly enjoying something that’s often frowned upon by the public: bandwagoning)

Fun Lore: I have never successfully taken the missionary position with anything other than a plushie or pillow.

Each time I’ve tried to go for it, I end up feeling embarrassed about laying 270 pounds of diaper-humper right on top of someone😰

No such shame with doggy style tho

This came out hot I think, but I’m not gonna lie to you, folks…

I am WAY too pussy to do outdoor vids😖💦

I have no idea how some of you pants-fillers find the nerve to drop trou on the sidewalk and look bored and shit. Absolutely wild😵‍💫

The Case For Boot Prints on Diapers:

-It’s a LITERAL stamp of ownership🥵 Frankly, it’s a public notary away from being legal documentation.

-Need to find who I belong to? Bring me around the village and Cinderella my loser ass🥾😵‍💫

-Size 12s and up are hot, idk💦

#ABDL

Guys, calm down, I’m not ACTUALLY being kept from climaxing for all of time. That’s just horny hyperbole.

However, if my sitters could please allow ONE night free of triple-diapered pillow humpies, that would certainly put a number of worries to rest😖💦 #ABDL

I won’t lie. “humpy breaks” are a great addition to the nursery’s itinerary, but the potty training program is still bullsh*t. There’s absolutely NO WAY I flunk that test if it was graded on a curve.

Having a great night so far🥵

Holy cowwwww😵‍💫 getting DMs from incredibly hot users who get a kick out of bullying diaperboys until they’re grinding against their pillows is just so MMMMPHHHH🥵💦

I’m fucked up by how awesome this feels🥵