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Noah
@defaultdruid.bsky.social
Bird lover, nature enthusiast, DnD nerd, video game enjoyer, lemonade drinker, Balatro addict.
Clea hates to see me coming (I did this fight about 30 times and then managed to kill her before she managed to take a turn)
December 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Speculative dice that like, never paid off. But I got my 80 card deck achievement.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I finally got a chance to do the stupid run that everyone dreams of. Vampire + Golden Ticket + Midas Mask.

This is not a good build
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Another year, another ... yeah I don't have a punchline here.
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Another Gold Stake deck done, Zodiac Deck complete.

I know if one person got me, PhotoChad got me.
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ah yes, thank you Showman, very cool
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I mean. Come on.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I LIVED. I PLAYED EVERY SINGLE CARD IN THE DECK AND LIVED.
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Couldn't decide when to rip the ecto and then the run was over
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Well, I mean, if you insist...
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
BY GOD I'VE DONE IT
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This was an ante 3 telescope and then I made it to ante 23 with a heiroglyph.

No observatory.

What the fuck is happening. It knows I need this one voucher.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Surely there's an observatory in here somewhere, right?
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Deck? Fixed
Idol? Idoling
Econ? In the 1%

Hotel? Trivago
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I be in situations sometimes
November 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It's ante 3 btw?????????????
November 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Update - I got it. With no Tarot engine either, just some dumb luck with the Hex Deck and a double Sock and Buskin + Photochad
October 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Always punished.
October 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I have NEVER seen 2 legendaries in one run
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I just finally got my first ever 100,000,000 chip hand. You too can do with 2 rare and 1 legendary joker giving you 12^3 mult LMAO
October 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Oh. My. God.
October 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
You gotta be fuckin kidding me.
October 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
No one talk to me
October 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
To endless mode we go
October 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM