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Deezy Travelle
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The low down Inaforethought
Ted Cruz: My pronouns are kiss my ass!

My 8 year old: I don't think those are pronouns.
April 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
April 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
April 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
April 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Dear Catholic Church,

You have the chance to do something amazing right now.

Love,
Deezy
April 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Posted by Marjorie Taylor Greene upon the passing of Pope Francis.
April 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
But what if I need a recipe from that issue of Bon Appetit from February 2016!?!?

- me trying to decide what to throw out while cleaning.
April 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
April 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It has been over twenty years, so I feel like I can spoil this.

When I worked at Dublin Pub in Dayton, Ohio, I had a semi regular customer who would have lunch with her boss and order Bass Pale Ale with ice and lemon because it looked like iced tea.

#legend
April 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"But I'm an American!!!"

Without due process, you have no way of proving that.

"My family has been here since the 1600s!!!"

Same exact answer as above.
April 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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every person involved in this needs to be in prison
“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”
What the Venezuelans Deported to El Salvador Experienced
Exclusive photos of the arrival of Venezuelan detainees deported from the U.S.
time.com
March 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
A diabetes appointment on Pi Day is bullshit!!!
March 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I'm replacing "hello" with "wagwan".
March 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Candy bars used to be a quarter!

#old
March 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I made a stir fry last night and had nightmares trying to figure out which student's psych evaluation necessitated a stir fry.
March 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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The FAA approved another launch before the last crash investigation was completed — and it ended in another disaster.

Why is SpaceX getting a free pass from DOGE cuts? 🤔
March 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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What a wonderful idea…👇

Let’s. Do. This. ✨
March 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I've never been at rest in a restroom.
March 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Is it still mansplaining if I'm an expert on the subject?
March 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Shameless.
March 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Well said!
March 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
March 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Muskrat chickened out of the Daily Show interview.
March 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
March 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM