@deezconspiracynutz.bsky.social
Actor, comedian, bon vivant. Just smart enough to be a little bit annoyed, on an intermittent basis, but growing increasingly enraged. But what’re ya gonna do? No, really… what’re we going to do?!
Huh. In Utah, is the age of consent for marriage different than the age of consent for incest? 🤔😳
August 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Huh. In Utah, is the age of consent for marriage different than the age of consent for incest? 🤔😳
Wait, can we just “sign up?” What if I join just to fuck up their raids? 🤔 I could share their sneak attack plans on Signal! 😁
August 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wait, can we just “sign up?” What if I join just to fuck up their raids? 🤔 I could share their sneak attack plans on Signal! 😁
For a State whose big rival is Texas, they sure wanna be Texas… 🙄
July 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
For a State whose big rival is Texas, they sure wanna be Texas… 🙄
“Oh, I didn’t pay for any of them. I just told her to do it.” 🙄
July 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
“Oh, I didn’t pay for any of them. I just told her to do it.” 🙄
Gee… that’s a tough one… 🤔
a man in a suit and tie says no it 's not
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says no it 's not
media.tenor.com
July 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Gee… that’s a tough one… 🤔
I love this idea! 🤣
July 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I love this idea! 🤣
Jackie Gleason used that move for his tough guy characters. 🤣
July 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Jackie Gleason used that move for his tough guy characters. 🤣
🤣 Classic.
July 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
🤣 Classic.
It appears he only has the one tie. Mommy tied it for him so he can just take it off over his head and put it back on the next day.
June 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It appears he only has the one tie. Mommy tied it for him so he can just take it off over his head and put it back on the next day.
Do we want to create more terrorists? Because this is how you create more terrorists. 🤬
June 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Do we want to create more terrorists? Because this is how you create more terrorists. 🤬
The word “affordable” is a bit relative, ain’t it? I know I’d like an “affordable” mansion. 😁
June 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The word “affordable” is a bit relative, ain’t it? I know I’d like an “affordable” mansion. 😁
Love this. What a wonderful human.
June 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Love this. What a wonderful human.
She has Resting Concern Face. 🤔
June 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
She has Resting Concern Face. 🤔
She should’ve had AI summarize it for her…
June 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
She should’ve had AI summarize it for her…
I hear the ceremony will be open casket… 😏
May 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I hear the ceremony will be open casket… 😏
But if we stop keeping track of those things, then everything will be fine. Juuust fiiinnne…
May 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
But if we stop keeping track of those things, then everything will be fine. Juuust fiiinnne…
As a hoodie wearing American, I take issue. 😏 But point taken.
May 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
As a hoodie wearing American, I take issue. 😏 But point taken.
This is the first I’m hearing of this. Please site your sources.
May 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is the first I’m hearing of this. Please site your sources.
Wait until they find out what they call Elvis… 👑
May 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Wait until they find out what they call Elvis… 👑
I just wish there was some way we could find out if it is a book or not… 🤔 guess we’ll never know… 🤷♂️
May 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I just wish there was some way we could find out if it is a book or not… 🤔 guess we’ll never know… 🤷♂️
Why? What did they do to deserve that?! 😳
May 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Why? What did they do to deserve that?! 😳
Of course there is treatment! Isolation and crossed fingers!
May 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Of course there is treatment! Isolation and crossed fingers!
It’s such a bullshit red herring anyway. It wouldn’t matter if Garcia’s hand was holding a severed head. He still should get due process.
May 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It’s such a bullshit red herring anyway. It wouldn’t matter if Garcia’s hand was holding a severed head. He still should get due process.
They are all dipshits. Whatever a large number of dipshits are called. A clog of dipshits?
April 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
They are all dipshits. Whatever a large number of dipshits are called. A clog of dipshits?