Deer Hook
@deerhook.bsky.social
Cartoonist, Facebook refugee, tired of this crap.
They must also promise to tear down Trump. Physically. With that same bulldozer.
Stand still, piggy.
Stand still, piggy.
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
They must also promise to tear down Trump. Physically. With that same bulldozer.
Stand still, piggy.
Stand still, piggy.
I should start adding that to my signatures.
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I should start adding that to my signatures.
The only thing stopping me from deleting my account altogether is the pile of audio books I haven’t listened to yet.
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The only thing stopping me from deleting my account altogether is the pile of audio books I haven’t listened to yet.
Not true, you’d still be stuck with a metric ton of fucking stupid.
Granted, you’d be better off with the blank page.
Granted, you’d be better off with the blank page.
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Not true, you’d still be stuck with a metric ton of fucking stupid.
Granted, you’d be better off with the blank page.
Granted, you’d be better off with the blank page.
If they would only figure out the riddle of national healthcare the way only every other developed nation on earth did, those numbers might finally dip.
December 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If they would only figure out the riddle of national healthcare the way only every other developed nation on earth did, those numbers might finally dip.
It’s quite a trick, but he found a way to be the worst twice.
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It’s quite a trick, but he found a way to be the worst twice.
To be fair, it would totally catch me by surprise. Everyone loves Terry.
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
To be fair, it would totally catch me by surprise. Everyone loves Terry.
That gives me the warm fuzzies. We must make that happen.
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
That gives me the warm fuzzies. We must make that happen.
We don’t need to send them anywhere, they hate America.
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We don’t need to send them anywhere, they hate America.
If things are ever going to be right again, this time has to be the exception. They basically destroyed our country for greed, it’ll take decades to undo the damage they’ve done, to our institutions and our reputation. It can’t end with just a few token slaps on the wrist, not after all this.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
If things are ever going to be right again, this time has to be the exception. They basically destroyed our country for greed, it’ll take decades to undo the damage they’ve done, to our institutions and our reputation. It can’t end with just a few token slaps on the wrist, not after all this.
MAGA: “I dunno, why do we need that nerd shit?”
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
MAGA: “I dunno, why do we need that nerd shit?”
Aw, I don’t have any pickles right now. Now I’m jealous.
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Aw, I don’t have any pickles right now. Now I’m jealous.
It’s the Holocaust 2.0.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
It’s the Holocaust 2.0.
It did make me think the next two movies might not be terrible. I don’t appreciate being lied to.
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It did make me think the next two movies might not be terrible. I don’t appreciate being lied to.
Many of them absolutely will. I’m concerned about the redacted names that WON’T be as super obvious and easy to guess, because he wasn’t the only person to go to the island and we have a right to know who’s compromised.
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Many of them absolutely will. I’m concerned about the redacted names that WON’T be as super obvious and easy to guess, because he wasn’t the only person to go to the island and we have a right to know who’s compromised.
We don’t have an administration, that would imply that they could administrate.
We have a regime.
We have a regime.
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
We don’t have an administration, that would imply that they could administrate.
We have a regime.
We have a regime.
Every goddamn time.
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Every goddamn time.
Only if Trump and his cronies are the only ones controlling the narrative. But they’re not the only ones with the information, and no one is going to buy it if those files ONLY expose democrats. Especially if trump himself is magically not in there.
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Only if Trump and his cronies are the only ones controlling the narrative. But they’re not the only ones with the information, and no one is going to buy it if those files ONLY expose democrats. Especially if trump himself is magically not in there.
It’s the same person.
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It’s the same person.
The margin is still way too small, though. Gerrymandering in just a few districts could bend it the other way very easily, even without Musk and other MAGA people rigging the votes directly.
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The margin is still way too small, though. Gerrymandering in just a few districts could bend it the other way very easily, even without Musk and other MAGA people rigging the votes directly.
THESE numbers aren’t even good, that margin could easily be twisted the other way by gerrymandering, even if the actual numbers hold until the midterms. It needs to be a clean sweep.
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
THESE numbers aren’t even good, that margin could easily be twisted the other way by gerrymandering, even if the actual numbers hold until the midterms. It needs to be a clean sweep.
The margin is still close enough that gerrymandering could twist it, and we know that’s not the only way they’ll cheat.
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The margin is still close enough that gerrymandering could twist it, and we know that’s not the only way they’ll cheat.
Not if Trump is the only one who gets to decide.
But he’s not the only person who has those records, and right now there are a lot of fresh FBI recruits out there who were forced to find and strike his name from those records hundreds of times. They know what’s in there. Someone will crack.
But he’s not the only person who has those records, and right now there are a lot of fresh FBI recruits out there who were forced to find and strike his name from those records hundreds of times. They know what’s in there. Someone will crack.
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Not if Trump is the only one who gets to decide.
But he’s not the only person who has those records, and right now there are a lot of fresh FBI recruits out there who were forced to find and strike his name from those records hundreds of times. They know what’s in there. Someone will crack.
But he’s not the only person who has those records, and right now there are a lot of fresh FBI recruits out there who were forced to find and strike his name from those records hundreds of times. They know what’s in there. Someone will crack.