i love orange juice with coconut water it heals all my ailments im gonna die from vitamin c overdose instead now yayyy ❤️

New amsterdam my nemesis for making liquor so smooth at such a low price. Im gonna die from stratosphere gin onw day

i won all four rounds and the whole game btw. in part due to the fact that we didn't shuffle the cards and i got a bonus that benefited from me having every bird starting with "american" but still.

i really got like one single day of relief from the sinus infection before god started hitting me with a hammer like a whack-a-mole again huh

update i'm pretty sure it's not covid bc i tested negative + found out i got exposed to some other rando bullshit virus. however the chills are back so you will still see me on the news tomorrow morning 🖕

we literally have a gift card to a fancy italian restaurant but forgot to make a reservation in time and good thing we didn't bc we wouldn't have been able to go 🤪

if i have covid over christmas again you're gonna see me on the news.