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@vacuousmaenia.bsky.social

your adorable pet (she is six times your height and several tons heavier than you. her thighs alone have proven fatal to humans much stronger than you. she has ended nine different royal lineages. and she's suuuuch a good girl.)

December 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM

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mux 🏳️‍⚧️

@mux.bsky.social

can’t see shit

A woman stands in front of a bush wearing a hard case over her head along with a hi vis jacket, bra, leather belt and a flight suit

December 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM

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🔞Naked Nerd Bird Patrigue🔞

@patrigue.bsky.social

Perci really wanted to do the "Happy Nude Deer" theme for the holiday postcard, but didn't know any cervids. Good thing Pat met one earlier this year.

Thank you @aaronmoonfang.bsky.social for drawing this awesome comic and thank you @lewdles.bsky.social for letting me include your characters.

A comic page featuring Patrigue the parrot, Perci the poodle, and Andrew the goat in a private studio room for a photoshoot. Andrew is nude while Pat and Perci are clothed. Perci and Andrew argue about the photoshoot while Pat silently contemplates. Dialogue is as follows:

Panel 1:
Andrew: "Look, I don't mind getting nude for the holiday postcard, but I *refuse* to dress as another species!"
Perci: "But you're the only club member with hooves. That makes you... deer-*ish,* right?"

Panel 2:
Perci: "No, don't answer that. Now that I've said it out loud..."
Andrew: "You realize how racist that sounded, right?"
Perci: "Yeah, sorry."
Patrigue: "..."

Panel 3:
Perci: "I just really wanted to do the 'nude deer' theme and none of the stags or does I asked were willing."
Andrew: *puts an arm around Perci's shoulders* "Well, we could just make it a 'nude year' postcard and it'd still fit. Heck, you and Pat could pose as well, since you both have the same kink of showing off."
Patrigue: (internally) "Same kink...?"

Panel 4:
Patrigue: I'VE GOT IT!

A comic page featuring Lewdle's characters Kello the deer (they/them) and Sam the polar bear (she/her), as well as Patrigue the parrot. It starts in Kello and Sam's shared apartment living room with both characters on the couch. Kello is nude on the couch with their head on Sam's clothed lap, complaining about work. The page reads as follows:

Panel 1:
Kello: "I think my clothes shrank a bit in the wash. My work outfits have been feeling tighter than usual."
Sam: "Dang, poor you."
Kello: "Yeah! First they want me to make clothes, then they tell me to wear 'em too? Like, why can't I just make money while I'm naked?"

Panel 2:
Pat kicks down their front door with a loud SMASH, surprising Kello and Sam.

Panel 3:
Patrigue: (peeking through the doorframe with a wad of cash in his hand) "Hey, Kello! Wanna make some money while naked?"

Panel 4:
Kello and Sam both stare at him with confused looks on their faces.

Panel 5:
A near-identical panel to panel 4, except Kello's facial expression has changed from a wide-eyed stare to a radiant and hopeful smile with stars floating around her head.

The end result of the comic pages. Lewdles' deer Kello lies on her side, posing for the camera in their birthday suit. Two pieces of confetti and a "2026" top hat conveniently censors her breasts and penis respectively. A phallically-shaped party-popper fires off in their hands and text reading "Happy Nude Deer" in a fancy font hangs above them.

January 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM

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Shen Comix

@shenanigansen.bsky.social

Done!

You, in first person, have just flipped the light switch on in the kitchen to find a raccoon version of Shen raiding the fridge, with poki, hot chips, and ice cream bundled in his arms. He's looking up at you with wide yellow eyes. Most distinctive about him is a pattern of 2 diverging lines in his fire, like the bottom of an 'X', that are below each of his eyes and also at the end of his tail. He's wearing sweatpants and a tanktop with a graphic on it that looks like a round bell. In the background, partly sliced bread and slices of cheese flanking a microwave on the counter. The watch on one of your arms indicates that it is about 12:45AM.

Top of the image says "His job is extracting items from haunted or cursed locations. Anomalously high luck and intuition, but an idiot otherwise." In the middle is Raccoon Shen in his work clothes, which are a bomb collar, a tight black top with a weave of green string in the middle, and the torso part of a green hazmat suit tied around his waist. His forearms and legs (at least the parts of the legs that escape the poofiness of the hazmat suit) has ninja-like sleaves with crisscrossing strings. Next to the full body drawing are two alternate expressions to the default sharp-teethed mischievous smile: A shocked face with wide eyes and a relaxed face with half-closed eyelids. Bottom of the image says "His bomb collar can be detonated remotely if he gets possessed, but the person who is supposed to be monitoring him usually isn't paying much attention."

Top of the image says "Casual style is 80's X Failguy, usually high-waisted fits." In the middle are two version of a more casually dressed raccoon Shen, one with a short denim jacket and one without. He wears a white-on-top, green-on-bottom tank top below the jacket with a round bell graphic, and high-waisted sweatpants with a big band tied into a bow on front. On his feet, he wears open-toed white-and-grey socks and cream colored sandals, presumably because the claws coming out from them are too sharp for conventional shoes.

December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM

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Small animal learns to draw, incredible

@bittybatarts.bsky.social

I have a problem

a semi-relistic raptor made in make room, sitting on the floor next to a bowl of food and water, and a ball of string.

January 1, 2026 at 9:27 AM

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ImpSassy🔞

@impsassy.bsky.social

@dullvivid.bsky.social @welwraith.bsky.social Happy Nude Deer

January 1, 2026 at 4:41 AM

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Clever Mia

@readvesna.com

@pavizi.bsky.social

December 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM

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sufferbunny forever

@swimsuitfucker.bsky.social

rabbits are social animals and need 1 million cuddles per hour and a little forehead kissy

January 1, 2026 at 12:31 PM

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Pheebs🐻‍❄️

@bluebearial.bsky.social

plushie new year,,,,,

January 1, 2026 at 1:04 PM

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Pillow Priestess 🔞

@pillow-priestess.bsky.social

@malleablehound.bsky.social is far too adorable and delicious for its own good. Hanging around a puppy like her for too long is bound to make a plushsuit hungry...

This was a stream commission from @roxannarachnid.bsky.social !! Thanks for drawing us, and have a great new year <333

art by roxannarachnid of a large goatlike plushsuit pinning a german shepherd doggirl against a bed. the plushsuit is pulling the zipper on her chest open and slowly pushing the doggirl into it.

January 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM

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Lewdles!

@lewdles.bsky.social

PLEASE go check out Kello’s guest appearance in @patrigue.bsky.social’s new years comic. It’s so unbelievably cute.

Happy Nude Deer!

🔞Naked Nerd Bird Patrigue🔞 @patrigue.bsky.social · 1d

Perci really wanted to do the "Happy Nude Deer" theme for the holiday postcard, but didn't know any cervids. Good thing Pat met one earlier this year.

Thank you @aaronmoonfang.bsky.social for drawing this awesome comic and thank you @lewdles.bsky.social for letting me include your characters.

January 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM

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Mia 💖🧡💜🖤

@squeakitties.bsky.social

December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM

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the bri wolferrrrr

@briwolfer.bsky.social

POV you're having a good dream

December 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM

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Feeder Felyne

@mozzarralice.bsky.social

many mutuals

December 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM

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Pillow Priestess 🔞

@pillow-priestess.bsky.social

plushies know best. and plushies love you always. plushies love you because you deserve it no matter what. no matter what you think or feel you deserve love no matter what so trust your plushies because they love you and they know best.

December 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM

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Pillow Priestess 🔞

@pillow-priestess.bsky.social

Took me a while, but I've finished my part of this art trade with @brandgass.bsky.social !

I adapted and expanded on the comic below into a 2.7k word story, uploaded to tumblr/FA! Take a read and enjoy, I had a lot of fun <3

www.furaffinity.net/view/63484661

www.tumblr.com/plushiesknow...

December 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM

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Deerposts (Holiday Edition)

@deerposts.bsky.social

Wtf dude

#deer 🦌

December 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM

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bug

@evillittlebug.bsky.social

a little morgan and reyes for morgan monday. i think theyre playing sweetie dont worry #otDevil

morgan and detective reyes having a tiff. reyes is furious, stomping, cussing a storm and grabbing morgan by the top of the head. her fist is clenched menacingly. morgan looks nonplussed, throwing a 😜 and cupping her own face cutely. the drawing is in muted warm colors with an abstract chaotic background.

are they…you know?

December 16, 2024 at 1:49 PM

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Foone

@foone.bsky.social

given how common the "you're the sole survivor of a spaceship crash on a hostile planet" story is in factory games, someone should make a reverse-factory game where you play as an alien tracking down and destroying colonizers who fall out of the sky and try to turn your planet into green tech cards

December 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM

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Foone

@foone.bsky.social

the overmind stirs, bad news in the wave
remote scouts have spotted signs of a conveyor belt infestation in the northern plains
warriors are birthed and sent to the wound
it must be cleansed before it metastasizes into space elevators and rocket launches

December 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM