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Tucker Wetmore is what my girlfriend calls me when we leave the cruising event......
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Tucker Wetmore is what my girlfriend calls me when we leave the cruising event......
they didn't deadname u <3 waow
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
they didn't deadname u <3 waow
from the intro to the guide:
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
from the intro to the guide:
glitter + glam + gurch
throwin it back
throwin it back
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
glitter + glam + gurch
throwin it back
throwin it back
I am spoiled for so much great food in my life. and none of this constituted great food. I did this to myself. I did this to myself. why did I do this to myself. why did I do this. why am I like this. why. why. wh
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I am spoiled for so much great food in my life. and none of this constituted great food. I did this to myself. I did this to myself. why did I do this to myself. why did I do this. why am I like this. why. why. wh
my Mac & cheese has 90 degree angles
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
my Mac & cheese has 90 degree angles
ribbed, for its pleasure?
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
ribbed, for its pleasure?
It's SHRIMPIN' TIME
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It's SHRIMPIN' TIME
there are four coconut shrimp under that sweet potato. they are there because I am a painslut
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
there are four coconut shrimp under that sweet potato. they are there because I am a painslut
outback has sent me five pieces of plastic silverware even tho I checked "do not send me silverware". presumably they think there are three people eating this.
there is only me.
there is only me.
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
outback has sent me five pieces of plastic silverware even tho I checked "do not send me silverware". presumably they think there are three people eating this.
there is only me.
there is only me.
I will not be feeding these to my daughter.
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I will not be feeding these to my daughter.
alright, on to the Bloomerangs. these are mozzarella sticks but shaped like boomerangs fried in the same batter as the bloomin onion.
first thought: bent, for her pleasure
second thought: this may be the same batter but this was fried at a different temp, look at that crust
first thought: bent, for her pleasure
second thought: this may be the same batter but this was fried at a different temp, look at that crust
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
alright, on to the Bloomerangs. these are mozzarella sticks but shaped like boomerangs fried in the same batter as the bloomin onion.
first thought: bent, for her pleasure
second thought: this may be the same batter but this was fried at a different temp, look at that crust
first thought: bent, for her pleasure
second thought: this may be the same batter but this was fried at a different temp, look at that crust
can't tell if this is uncooked batter or cooked batter that re-liquified from trapped steam. it tastes like filing ur taxes feels when u know u won't get a tax return
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
can't tell if this is uncooked batter or cooked batter that re-liquified from trapped steam. it tastes like filing ur taxes feels when u know u won't get a tax return
it has the mouthfeel of tagliatelle pasta that u left out overnight and it dried out about 30%. the flavor profile is "Old Spice Deodorant Kitchen Spice Drawer"
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
it has the mouthfeel of tagliatelle pasta that u left out overnight and it dried out about 30%. the flavor profile is "Old Spice Deodorant Kitchen Spice Drawer"
oh yea I guess this is about the time where I tell everyone I have literally never had a bloomin onion before. I have no comparison point on this.
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
oh yea I guess this is about the time where I tell everyone I have literally never had a bloomin onion before. I have no comparison point on this.
it is somehow colder inside the clamshell
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
it is somehow colder inside the clamshell
not terrible on the heat-read coming out of the bag
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
not terrible on the heat-read coming out of the bag
let's see if femtanyl will sign my shirt at the show tn
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
let's see if femtanyl will sign my shirt at the show tn
one is HSTS, one is AGP. Choose wisely, for your fate depends
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
one is HSTS, one is AGP. Choose wisely, for your fate depends
I want another tattoo. it may finally be time to get my 65dos ink
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I want another tattoo. it may finally be time to get my 65dos ink