Despite what Americans just heard from the president, Social Security has very little fraud and is one of the most successful social programs in history. Don't let the continuing propaganda mislead you!

If the US government is so dishonorable as to refuse to pay for existing contracts where the contract terms have been met (services/products delivered, Doesn't that means every government contractor will raise their prices to factor in the "This dishonorable customer may fuck me over" risk?

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

As a native New Yorker I rarely have good things to say about SoCal but today my heart goes out to my friends in LaLaland. Stay safe, I know it's a schlep but I have a guest room if you need it.

If the road to hell is paved with good intentions how is it smooth enough for handbaskets?

I was in the airport yesterday getting the wide eyed look from preschoolers. Is it the shirt?

From a customer call today: "When I die I want <the vendor we're replacing> 's support to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time"

When I retire I'm going to miss watching the support and engineering teams fix things for customers in real time on slack. That $#!+ is fun to watch

Points to the CBS sound truck leaving in the Pittsburgh crowd chanting the truth about the Browns. Sorry @stephen.fosketts.net

I'm doing a webinar at 11AM ET. Is it too early for Santa aloha shirts? I know @thectoadvisor.com opinion