The Deep State
@deepstateops.bsky.social
There are no parties, there is no government. Just us.
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We just went from hopeless to popeless.
April 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
We just went from hopeless to popeless.
BREAKING:
New electric stove uses the air's natural pollution to make fire.
New electric stove uses the air's natural pollution to make fire.
April 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
BREAKING:
New electric stove uses the air's natural pollution to make fire.
New electric stove uses the air's natural pollution to make fire.
Okay fellas, Agent Pickle will be hiding the Epstein files under her bed tonight, but we need volunteers for next week.
February 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Okay fellas, Agent Pickle will be hiding the Epstein files under her bed tonight, but we need volunteers for next week.
Okay fellas, we can relax.
The new guy's an idiot.
The new guy's an idiot.
February 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Okay fellas, we can relax.
The new guy's an idiot.
The new guy's an idiot.
Performative "deportations" are over. Send those poor people back.
February 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Performative "deportations" are over. Send those poor people back.
Haha, thanks.
I see the Democratic weather machine is doing great work again, forcing that inauguration inside. Well done, climate controllers.
January 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Haha, thanks.
You're welcome.
Whoever is out here controlling the weather for the inauguration—-
Well done.
Well done.
January 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You're welcome.
Code word for 2025 is "hoisted by his own petard".
January 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Code word for 2025 is "hoisted by his own petard".
The flood generator test in England is going swimmingly, folks.
January 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The flood generator test in England is going swimmingly, folks.
REMINDER:
This month, we have a special 2 for 1 offer: Book 2 targets, we'll hit a 3rd one for free.
This month, we have a special 2 for 1 offer: Book 2 targets, we'll hit a 3rd one for free.
January 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
REMINDER:
This month, we have a special 2 for 1 offer: Book 2 targets, we'll hit a 3rd one for free.
This month, we have a special 2 for 1 offer: Book 2 targets, we'll hit a 3rd one for free.
Agents Peppermint-46A and Hound-F11, prep event sequence for 1-3.
January 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Agents Peppermint-46A and Hound-F11, prep event sequence for 1-3.
Let's keep the ratio to one or two cybertrucks on fire per week, agents.
January 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Let's keep the ratio to one or two cybertrucks on fire per week, agents.
All right, take the tornado generators for one final whirl and then put them back in storage, boys.
December 29, 2024 at 1:43 PM
All right, take the tornado generators for one final whirl and then put them back in storage, boys.
They're onto us. Purge operation, we will use alternate channels.
December 28, 2024 at 7:45 PM
They're onto us. Purge operation, we will use alternate channels.
Big one coming up. All channels open.
Agent Hazel-AA1 and Watercolor-12F active in area Hotel-26.
Agent Hazel-AA1 and Watercolor-12F active in area Hotel-26.
December 27, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Big one coming up. All channels open.
Agent Hazel-AA1 and Watercolor-12F active in area Hotel-26.
Agent Hazel-AA1 and Watercolor-12F active in area Hotel-26.
All agents and associates: boost randomly to increase the background noise.
December 26, 2024 at 10:16 AM
All agents and associates: boost randomly to increase the background noise.
We're beginning to get the first encrypted video feeds from the new gadget everybody just had to buy.
Even better than Alexa.
Even better than Alexa.
December 25, 2024 at 8:08 PM
We're beginning to get the first encrypted video feeds from the new gadget everybody just had to buy.
Even better than Alexa.
Even better than Alexa.
Our labs tell us this year's pathogen is ready.
December 25, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Our labs tell us this year's pathogen is ready.
All agents in position for night ops.
December 25, 2024 at 3:31 AM
All agents in position for night ops.
Reminder: the passphrase to operate the Jewish Space Laser changes at the end of the month, along with the chosen source book. We're picking sci-fi this time. Usual channels for the details.
December 23, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Reminder: the passphrase to operate the Jewish Space Laser changes at the end of the month, along with the chosen source book. We're picking sci-fi this time. Usual channels for the details.
Christmas Eve game: Guess which of our agents did this! The prize: their job, their house... everything, because we'll have to get rid of them if they are identified.
December 21, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Christmas Eve game: Guess which of our agents did this! The prize: their job, their house... everything, because we'll have to get rid of them if they are identified.
Cleanup area Tango-6, Agents Dairy-B21 and Hostel-94 prep for events on 12-21.
December 21, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Cleanup area Tango-6, Agents Dairy-B21 and Hostel-94 prep for events on 12-21.
If any associate wants a drone for Christmas, please contact agent Acorn-4A in NJ.
He has dozens.
He has dozens.
December 20, 2024 at 10:31 PM
If any associate wants a drone for Christmas, please contact agent Acorn-4A in NJ.
He has dozens.
He has dozens.
Reminder: we have special discounts on hit-men until 12-31. Use code "bullseye".
December 20, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Reminder: we have special discounts on hit-men until 12-31. Use code "bullseye".
The situation is as follows: we have set up so many fake news agents active that we can safely run things in the open, and people will think it's just another parody account.
Yeah, go ahead and screenshot this. Nobody will ever believe you, Mikey.
Yeah, go ahead and screenshot this. Nobody will ever believe you, Mikey.
December 20, 2024 at 1:27 PM
The situation is as follows: we have set up so many fake news agents active that we can safely run things in the open, and people will think it's just another parody account.
Yeah, go ahead and screenshot this. Nobody will ever believe you, Mikey.
Yeah, go ahead and screenshot this. Nobody will ever believe you, Mikey.