Sara Bibel
@deepsoap.bsky.social
Writer of TV and other stuff, currently staffed on Beyond the Gates proud WGA member. Soaps, figure skating, pop culture, the decline and fall of the American empire. Repped by Innovative Artists
This wild Thai ice rink is the perfect venue for Anthony Paradis. He ate that from a PCS standpoint. Can we get Rio's hot Dad to give him a jumping lesson while he's there? #JGPFigure
September 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
This wild Thai ice rink is the perfect venue for Anthony Paradis. He ate that from a PCS standpoint. Can we get Rio's hot Dad to give him a jumping lesson while he's there? #JGPFigure
I hope the lasting result of this competition will be an Aaron Kim- Anthony Paradis diva alliance #JGPFigure
September 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I hope the lasting result of this competition will be an Aaron Kim- Anthony Paradis diva alliance #JGPFigure
Tired: falling to the lyric "falling"
Wired: getting up to the lyric "get back up" #JGPFigure
Wired: getting up to the lyric "get back up" #JGPFigure
August 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Tired: falling to the lyric "falling"
Wired: getting up to the lyric "get back up" #JGPFigure
Wired: getting up to the lyric "get back up" #JGPFigure
Mark is so real for shouting out Sonja Hilmer's change of directions salchow-combo #JGPFigure
August 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Mark is so real for shouting out Sonja Hilmer's change of directions salchow-combo #JGPFigure
So many MC Hammers, so few Hammer pants #JGPFigure
August 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
So many MC Hammers, so few Hammer pants #JGPFigure
How did the nation of Nathan and Ilia end up with a crop of sensitive, artistic boys who can't land a short program jump? (said with love) #JGPFigure
August 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
How did the nation of Nathan and Ilia end up with a crop of sensitive, artistic boys who can't land a short program jump? (said with love) #JGPFigure
I think this talented Belgian 13 year-old may have supplanted Nina Pizzarone as the World's Youngest Skater #JGPFigure
August 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I think this talented Belgian 13 year-old may have supplanted Nina Pizzarone as the World's Youngest Skater #JGPFigure
Okay Rio, that was worth getting up in the middle of the night for. Skating to Yuma's music, with a killer quad sal - a lovely homage #JGPFigure
August 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Okay Rio, that was worth getting up in the middle of the night for. Skating to Yuma's music, with a killer quad sal - a lovely homage #JGPFigure
Well, damn. I think Grayson Long just sent Keegan back to Alaska #JGPFigure
August 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Well, damn. I think Grayson Long just sent Keegan back to Alaska #JGPFigure
Jiyu has unbelievable artistic maturity for a 13 year-old. I'm now a fan #JGPFigure
August 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Jiyu has unbelievable artistic maturity for a 13 year-old. I'm now a fan #JGPFigure
Angela Shao, you are the moment. Please get a new coach so you can reach your potential. #JGPFigure
August 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Angela Shao, you are the moment. Please get a new coach so you can reach your potential. #JGPFigure
IDC, I'd put Anna Gerke into first place. Left no crumbs #JGPFigure
August 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
IDC, I'd put Anna Gerke into first place. Left no crumbs #JGPFigure
Titanic is the one warhorse that always goes hard #JGPFigure
August 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Titanic is the one warhorse that always goes hard #JGPFigure
Sherry Zhang, queen of the freeskate comeback #JGPFigure
August 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Sherry Zhang, queen of the freeskate comeback #JGPFigure
On one hand this male hard-rock cover of Zombie is an abomination; on the other, I love it when skaters dare to challenge the "skate only to singers of your gender" convention - I like your vibe Hannah Frank! #JGPFigure
August 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
On one hand this male hard-rock cover of Zombie is an abomination; on the other, I love it when skaters dare to challenge the "skate only to singers of your gender" convention - I like your vibe Hannah Frank! #JGPFigure
I'm delighted to learn that Rio's parents starred in a real-life reboot of The Love Boat #JGPFigure
August 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'm delighted to learn that Rio's parents starred in a real-life reboot of The Love Boat #JGPFigure
Why is group 3 of this men's Junior Grand Prix randomly the Olympics? #JGPFigure
August 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Why is group 3 of this men's Junior Grand Prix randomly the Olympics? #JGPFigure
Mark, just admit you were listening to The Runthrough's pairs lore. We love you because you're one of us. #JGPFigure
August 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Mark, just admit you were listening to The Runthrough's pairs lore. We love you because you're one of us. #JGPFigure
Angela Shao is such a beautiful skater. I hope Tammy Gammill doesn't wreck her potential #JGPFigure
August 21, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Angela Shao is such a beautiful skater. I hope Tammy Gammill doesn't wreck her potential #JGPFigure
These junior girls are eating the seniors up in tech with these backloaded combos! The confident result of not spending any years feeling like they've got no shot against the Russians? #JGPFigure
August 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
These junior girls are eating the seniors up in tech with these backloaded combos! The confident result of not spending any years feeling like they've got no shot against the Russians? #JGPFigure
This Swiss girl I've never heard of with a backloaded triple lutz-triple toe could be competitive at a senior challenger. Wow. #JGPFigure
August 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
This Swiss girl I've never heard of with a backloaded triple lutz-triple toe could be competitive at a senior challenger. Wow. #JGPFigure
How about the US just sends 4 women and 2 men to the Olympics? I mean, it would still be the same number of skaters #CranberryCup
August 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
How about the US just sends 4 women and 2 men to the Olympics? I mean, it would still be the same number of skaters #CranberryCup
I thought Dune seemed like an odd choice for Jacob, and, unfortunately, I was right #CranberryCup
August 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I thought Dune seemed like an odd choice for Jacob, and, unfortunately, I was right #CranberryCup
Elder Selevbro is skating like he's made a pact with Emily Howe to go to the Olympics together #CranberryCup
August 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Elder Selevbro is skating like he's made a pact with Emily Howe to go to the Olympics together #CranberryCup
Who gave the Canadian men a "Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Elbows Up" pep talk before this competition? #CranberryCup
August 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Who gave the Canadian men a "Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Elbows Up" pep talk before this competition? #CranberryCup