Deep State Polka Party!
@deeppolka.bsky.social
Concessions agent and popcorn supplier for the End Times. Ukraine stan. He/him/y'all. Skeets (or whatever they’re called) are casual on Fridays. Location: Bygawd, Texas. DM without permission = instant block. No bio = no follow. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 Call me Tony.
I calculate that if you don’t eat for 2.5 months you’ve got it.
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I calculate that if you don’t eat for 2.5 months you’ve got it.
It comes with a coupon for 10% off at all participating Arby’s.
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It comes with a coupon for 10% off at all participating Arby’s.
I’d like to be knighted whenever it’s convenient. And do you sell indulgences?
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’d like to be knighted whenever it’s convenient. And do you sell indulgences?
On behalf of the Robutt Consortium of America, we applaud your decision.
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
On behalf of the Robutt Consortium of America, we applaud your decision.
“My goal in life is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.”
— Paul Dunn
— Paul Dunn
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“My goal in life is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.”
— Paul Dunn
— Paul Dunn
Because you can never have a BASH error message show up fast enough.
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Because you can never have a BASH error message show up fast enough.
Little tidbits are leaking out about it being about some guy named Godot. I’m waiting for the full story to show up.
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Little tidbits are leaking out about it being about some guy named Godot. I’m waiting for the full story to show up.
Whose is it?!!! Don’t keep us in suspense like this!
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Whose is it?!!! Don’t keep us in suspense like this!
I’ll pencil it in on my schedule to miss that one.
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’ll pencil it in on my schedule to miss that one.
I saw a recipe for brown bear that called for a Ford F250 pickup.
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I saw a recipe for brown bear that called for a Ford F250 pickup.
He’s finding money in the dusty, dank corners of his own delusional mind.
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
He’s finding money in the dusty, dank corners of his own delusional mind.
Now you’re going to be besieged with requests for you to bring back fresh Hawaiian pineapples for all the rest of us, and you richly deserve it.
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Now you’re going to be besieged with requests for you to bring back fresh Hawaiian pineapples for all the rest of us, and you richly deserve it.
Thanks for making my situation seem all the more depressing. 😀
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Thanks for making my situation seem all the more depressing. 😀
My work area is this cold and I wish I was in Aruba.
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My work area is this cold and I wish I was in Aruba.
Always remember that there’s bad bad and there’s good bad.
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Always remember that there’s bad bad and there’s good bad.
It’s called the Maduro Bounce.
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It’s called the Maduro Bounce.