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@deeeepsteep.bsky.social
I really need to lock my phone when I’m stoned. I got a package from Amazon that I don’t remember ordering…and it’s just two bags of sour candy and a box of grape flavoured Big League Chew
December 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I really need to lock my phone when I’m stoned. I got a package from Amazon that I don’t remember ordering…and it’s just two bags of sour candy and a box of grape flavoured Big League Chew
It’s so slow at work that I fell asleep from not getting any emails or Teams messages. I woke up after hearing my door opening and closing, and then suddenly this guy appears out of nowhere and he’s giving me attitude??????? Why are you looking at me like that
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It’s so slow at work that I fell asleep from not getting any emails or Teams messages. I woke up after hearing my door opening and closing, and then suddenly this guy appears out of nowhere and he’s giving me attitude??????? Why are you looking at me like that
My snow pupper hopes everyone had a good day today, and if not he’s sending all the positive energy your way so that tomorrow will be better 🐺
December 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My snow pupper hopes everyone had a good day today, and if not he’s sending all the positive energy your way so that tomorrow will be better 🐺
Me: Get your fuzzy ass inside now, you’ve been out all morning. It’s like -10 degrees
My dog: Absolutely fucking not
My dog: Absolutely fucking not
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Me: Get your fuzzy ass inside now, you’ve been out all morning. It’s like -10 degrees
My dog: Absolutely fucking not
My dog: Absolutely fucking not
Behold: My living breathing stuffed animal (So basically a normal animal but like…also an irl stuffed animal)
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Behold: My living breathing stuffed animal (So basically a normal animal but like…also an irl stuffed animal)
Idk why but dogs look so fucking funny when they shift just enough to see the whites in their eyes. It makes Milo look even more like a stuffed animal
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Idk why but dogs look so fucking funny when they shift just enough to see the whites in their eyes. It makes Milo look even more like a stuffed animal
Sometimes I’ll stand directly behind my dog and call his name just so he can do that dog thing where he flips his head upside down to look at me instead of being normal and just turning around to face me 😭
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Sometimes I’ll stand directly behind my dog and call his name just so he can do that dog thing where he flips his head upside down to look at me instead of being normal and just turning around to face me 😭
Why yes, I do possess a sweater with my dog’s face on it
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Why yes, I do possess a sweater with my dog’s face on it
It is colder than a snowman’s asshole right now what the fuck
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It is colder than a snowman’s asshole right now what the fuck
The Prince of Cheese has arrived for his daily offering
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Prince of Cheese has arrived for his daily offering
We always shovel part of the backyard walkway so Milo has a place to lounge around. You’d think that after 9 years of living with a husky, I’d know better…but nope, once again he has proven that I am Boo Boo The Fool
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We always shovel part of the backyard walkway so Milo has a place to lounge around. You’d think that after 9 years of living with a husky, I’d know better…but nope, once again he has proven that I am Boo Boo The Fool
The cheese mongrel has returned
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The cheese mongrel has returned
Happy weekend y’all, time to kick back and start season 2 of The Righteous Gemstones with my smooth brained son
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Happy weekend y’all, time to kick back and start season 2 of The Righteous Gemstones with my smooth brained son
If you knock on his head you will hear an echo
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If you knock on his head you will hear an echo
>Watching TV on the couch, finally relaxing after a long day at work
>Something cold, wet, and gross grazes my arm
>Dog is bothering me because he wants food even though I literally gave him dinner 20 minutes ago
>Something cold, wet, and gross grazes my arm
>Dog is bothering me because he wants food even though I literally gave him dinner 20 minutes ago
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
>Watching TV on the couch, finally relaxing after a long day at work
>Something cold, wet, and gross grazes my arm
>Dog is bothering me because he wants food even though I literally gave him dinner 20 minutes ago
>Something cold, wet, and gross grazes my arm
>Dog is bothering me because he wants food even though I literally gave him dinner 20 minutes ago
He’s pretending to not notice the food I’m eating because he thinks it’ll make me more likely to give him some
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
He’s pretending to not notice the food I’m eating because he thinks it’ll make me more likely to give him some
The lighting in this room makes Milo look AI generated
November 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The lighting in this room makes Milo look AI generated
I heard Milo bark, which is something he never does. Upon inspection, I discovered the source of his irritation.
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I heard Milo bark, which is something he never does. Upon inspection, I discovered the source of his irritation.
>Heads to the kitchen to make lunch
>Spent a bit of time eating and watching TV
>Heads back upstairs to take a nap
Milo: Not on my watch, bitch
>Spent a bit of time eating and watching TV
>Heads back upstairs to take a nap
Milo: Not on my watch, bitch
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
>Heads to the kitchen to make lunch
>Spent a bit of time eating and watching TV
>Heads back upstairs to take a nap
Milo: Not on my watch, bitch
>Spent a bit of time eating and watching TV
>Heads back upstairs to take a nap
Milo: Not on my watch, bitch
I asked Milo to give a more thorough review of Good Boy and this was his response
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I asked Milo to give a more thorough review of Good Boy and this was his response
Floof Fridays
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Floof Fridays
He’s so unemployed
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
He’s so unemployed
I bought Milo a few new scarves and they’re so pretty 😭 the red/white rose one is my favourite, it’s perfect for Christmas
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I bought Milo a few new scarves and they’re so pretty 😭 the red/white rose one is my favourite, it’s perfect for Christmas
He was looking for a snack so I gave him the smallest Cheeto in the bag. He definitely knows I’m scamming him
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
He was looking for a snack so I gave him the smallest Cheeto in the bag. He definitely knows I’m scamming him
He’s been loitering outside for hours and I’ve been trying to get him to come back in but he’s just sitting there giving me stink eye instead. It feels like -5 with the wind chill. I am not built for this like he is. Get the hell inside you fluffy unemployed jackass
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
He’s been loitering outside for hours and I’ve been trying to get him to come back in but he’s just sitting there giving me stink eye instead. It feels like -5 with the wind chill. I am not built for this like he is. Get the hell inside you fluffy unemployed jackass