Denise
@dee-nice13.bsky.social
Film nerd 🎥Lover of pets, memes, and a good TV binge sesh 📺 Recommendations always welcome.
Once in a while I forget #Miami is basically a different country and then I come across a national article talking about our local street #chickens and the impending #peacock war as if this wasn’t normal 🐓 vs 🦚 abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
Wild chickens take over Miami while some embrace roosters as a cultural symbol
Flamingos, pelicans, herons and parrots are just a few of the wild birds that call Miami home
abcnews.go.com
May 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Once in a while I forget #Miami is basically a different country and then I come across a national article talking about our local street #chickens and the impending #peacock war as if this wasn’t normal 🐓 vs 🦚 abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
I can hear my mom watching the papal conclave coverage from the living room like it’s the Super Bowl and a Hollywood red carpet all together.
She did not love when I asked if they were gonna televise it like a reality show or boxing fight and if this was the opening ceremony 🤣
She did not love when I asked if they were gonna televise it like a reality show or boxing fight and if this was the opening ceremony 🤣
May 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I can hear my mom watching the papal conclave coverage from the living room like it’s the Super Bowl and a Hollywood red carpet all together.
She did not love when I asked if they were gonna televise it like a reality show or boxing fight and if this was the opening ceremony 🤣
She did not love when I asked if they were gonna televise it like a reality show or boxing fight and if this was the opening ceremony 🤣
Crickets are just bouncy, loud influencer cockroaches narrating their every move. Change my mind 🦗 = 🪳
March 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Crickets are just bouncy, loud influencer cockroaches narrating their every move. Change my mind 🦗 = 🪳
Me, getting routine labs done (routine is a bunch of vials for my diabetic ass)
Phlebotomist: oh man, your veins are so thin. I’m gonna have to use a butterfly…
Me: thanks, it’s the only naturally thin part of my body
Phlebotomist: cackles and drops the butterfly
Me: sorry 🤣
Phlebotomist: oh man, your veins are so thin. I’m gonna have to use a butterfly…
Me: thanks, it’s the only naturally thin part of my body
Phlebotomist: cackles and drops the butterfly
Me: sorry 🤣
March 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Me, getting routine labs done (routine is a bunch of vials for my diabetic ass)
Phlebotomist: oh man, your veins are so thin. I’m gonna have to use a butterfly…
Me: thanks, it’s the only naturally thin part of my body
Phlebotomist: cackles and drops the butterfly
Me: sorry 🤣
Phlebotomist: oh man, your veins are so thin. I’m gonna have to use a butterfly…
Me: thanks, it’s the only naturally thin part of my body
Phlebotomist: cackles and drops the butterfly
Me: sorry 🤣
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February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Holy shit The Substance was possibly the most revolting movie I’ve ever watched 🤮 More than The Fly and The Human Centipede
Demi Moore is AMAZING.
Uncomfortable from start to finish.
It was awesome!
Demi Moore is AMAZING.
Uncomfortable from start to finish.
It was awesome!
a woman in a red dress is looking at her reflection in the mirror
ALT: a woman in a red dress is looking at her reflection in the mirror
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Holy shit The Substance was possibly the most revolting movie I’ve ever watched 🤮 More than The Fly and The Human Centipede
Demi Moore is AMAZING.
Uncomfortable from start to finish.
It was awesome!
Demi Moore is AMAZING.
Uncomfortable from start to finish.
It was awesome!
If someone’s wearing glasses in a horror/ suspense thing, they always end up dropping their glasses & shattering the lens.
I’ve work glasses my whole life, had my share of drops & dumb accidents, I can honestly say: I’ve NEVER cracked or shattered my glasses.
Clearly I’m a superhero🦸♀️
I’ve work glasses my whole life, had my share of drops & dumb accidents, I can honestly say: I’ve NEVER cracked or shattered my glasses.
Clearly I’m a superhero🦸♀️
bubbles from the powerpuff girls looking through a magnifying glass on a poster
ALT: bubbles from the powerpuff girls looking through a magnifying glass on a poster
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If someone’s wearing glasses in a horror/ suspense thing, they always end up dropping their glasses & shattering the lens.
I’ve work glasses my whole life, had my share of drops & dumb accidents, I can honestly say: I’ve NEVER cracked or shattered my glasses.
Clearly I’m a superhero🦸♀️
I’ve work glasses my whole life, had my share of drops & dumb accidents, I can honestly say: I’ve NEVER cracked or shattered my glasses.
Clearly I’m a superhero🦸♀️
#Netflix Announcing record profits in the same conversation as a price hike is tacky.
New content’s been weak.
Make a tier for people who don’t care about all the live events they are trying to sell us on. It makes the whole platform crash regardless if people are watching live event or not
New content’s been weak.
Make a tier for people who don’t care about all the live events they are trying to sell us on. It makes the whole platform crash regardless if people are watching live event or not
January 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
#Netflix Announcing record profits in the same conversation as a price hike is tacky.
New content’s been weak.
Make a tier for people who don’t care about all the live events they are trying to sell us on. It makes the whole platform crash regardless if people are watching live event or not
New content’s been weak.
Make a tier for people who don’t care about all the live events they are trying to sell us on. It makes the whole platform crash regardless if people are watching live event or not
Anyone else’s fb account auto-followed the felon? Also hearing reports of follows for The couch-lover and the First Lady (not Elonia, she ain’t in there)
Bonus points for most of the “supportive” comments coming from bots in Africa and Russia 😂
Bonus points for most of the “supportive” comments coming from bots in Africa and Russia 😂
January 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Anyone else’s fb account auto-followed the felon? Also hearing reports of follows for The couch-lover and the First Lady (not Elonia, she ain’t in there)
Bonus points for most of the “supportive” comments coming from bots in Africa and Russia 😂
Bonus points for most of the “supportive” comments coming from bots in Africa and Russia 😂