Dee Morris
@dee-morris.bsky.social
Newly diagnosed autistic, queer, writer, currently hyperfixating on all things Good Omens, any gender/pronouns really, just don't call me late for crepes
I just started scrolling through edits I've watched in the past and this thumbnail made me so what I was doing and giggle like crazy so here, you look at it
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I just started scrolling through edits I've watched in the past and this thumbnail made me so what I was doing and giggle like crazy so here, you look at it
Professor Fell wants to know if you brought enough gum for the entire class.
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Professor Fell wants to know if you brought enough gum for the entire class.
Wakey wakey wakey!
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Wakey wakey wakey!
If you've read Guardians of the Magic, you know why I was giggling inappropriately in the middle of the grocery store today.
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If you've read Guardians of the Magic, you know why I was giggling inappropriately in the middle of the grocery store today.
He's on my lap on the couch right now and I don't even care that he needs a bath. That's weird for me. I've never had such a tolerance for dog stank before.
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
He's on my lap on the couch right now and I don't even care that he needs a bath. That's weird for me. I've never had such a tolerance for dog stank before.
This is why you must never use "training" collars on a pit bull. They don't even fucking feel it.
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This is why you must never use "training" collars on a pit bull. They don't even fucking feel it.
"And I. Did Not. Care For It."
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
"And I. Did Not. Care For It."
Better than a weighted blanket
October 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Better than a weighted blanket
I always forget what a huge mental health boost I experience when I bond with a new pet until it happens again and the world feels less shitty just for a bit.
October 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I always forget what a huge mental health boost I experience when I bond with a new pet until it happens again and the world feels less shitty just for a bit.
Here's one of the reasons my weekend was so exciting.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
I used to say that to myself a lot as a teenager. It was in The Handmaid's Tale as a recurring theme.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
I used to say that to myself a lot as a teenager. It was in The Handmaid's Tale as a recurring theme.
October 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Here's one of the reasons my weekend was so exciting.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
I used to say that to myself a lot as a teenager. It was in The Handmaid's Tale as a recurring theme.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
I used to say that to myself a lot as a teenager. It was in The Handmaid's Tale as a recurring theme.
I squeal and say "PITTIE PUPPY!" which usually startles the dog or owner or both. 😅😅
My divorce was finalized the day I picked up Bentley from the shelter. Best. Upgrade. Ever.
My divorce was finalized the day I picked up Bentley from the shelter. Best. Upgrade. Ever.
October 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I squeal and say "PITTIE PUPPY!" which usually startles the dog or owner or both. 😅😅
My divorce was finalized the day I picked up Bentley from the shelter. Best. Upgrade. Ever.
My divorce was finalized the day I picked up Bentley from the shelter. Best. Upgrade. Ever.
So do I, he is The Best Dog.
October 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
So do I, he is The Best Dog.
His name is Bentley.
October 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
His name is Bentley.
Without downloading anything where are you mentally right now.
October 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Without downloading anything where are you mentally right now.
My timeline did a thing
September 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My timeline did a thing
Depressed? Feeling run down? Freaking out because there are demons assembling outside your safe space? Ask your doctor if Aziraphale is right for you.
(PS I love him)
(PS I love him)
September 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Depressed? Feeling run down? Freaking out because there are demons assembling outside your safe space? Ask your doctor if Aziraphale is right for you.
(PS I love him)
(PS I love him)