Malört Dew Baja Blat (Richard Chain)
@dedyncyde.bsky.social
Chicago’s most annoying satanic rock n’ roll party rat.
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Every hot girl needs a sad, gay™️ friend.
Do kids still use “swag” and if they don’t, what do they turn on when they hop up out the bed?
June 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Do kids still use “swag” and if they don’t, what do they turn on when they hop up out the bed?
Cops at Pride.
June 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Cops at Pride.
Ya know, “must have weekend availability” is too vague. Like, yeah, I can work Saturday.
April 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Ya know, “must have weekend availability” is too vague. Like, yeah, I can work Saturday.
I take back all the Michelle Williams jokes I have made in the past and the ones I will make in the future.
April 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I take back all the Michelle Williams jokes I have made in the past and the ones I will make in the future.
Every hot girl needs a sad, gay™️ friend.
April 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Every hot girl needs a sad, gay™️ friend.
Same energy.
April 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Same energy.
People out here watching Last of Us thinking they could survive a zombie apocalypse when they can’t even survive a shot of Malort.
April 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
People out here watching Last of Us thinking they could survive a zombie apocalypse when they can’t even survive a shot of Malort.
Everyone is so quick to block people in their lives. I block strangers on the internet so they don’t know what they did.
March 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Everyone is so quick to block people in their lives. I block strangers on the internet so they don’t know what they did.
Got tipped $10 on a $212 tab tonight. 🙃
March 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Got tipped $10 on a $212 tab tonight. 🙃
Who wore it best.
March 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Who wore it best.
My sexual awakening was seeing Jeph from the Used naked in an interview during the Taste of Chaos tour on FUSE.
March 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My sexual awakening was seeing Jeph from the Used naked in an interview during the Taste of Chaos tour on FUSE.
We stopped putting “ask a punk” on show flyers so quickly.
March 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
We stopped putting “ask a punk” on show flyers so quickly.
Applied to bartend at a sweet, high volume music venue. Can’t wait to feel sad when I don’t get a single call back.
February 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Applied to bartend at a sweet, high volume music venue. Can’t wait to feel sad when I don’t get a single call back.
Remember Brick from the Middle? This is him now. Feel old yet?
February 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Remember Brick from the Middle? This is him now. Feel old yet?
I was playing Material Girl at the bar while working and someone asked if it was Cyndi Lauper
February 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I was playing Material Girl at the bar while working and someone asked if it was Cyndi Lauper
I think I stopped smoking out of pure laziness.
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I think I stopped smoking out of pure laziness.
Thinking about this queen who was gonna attack Michael Myers with an iron in Halloween Kills.
January 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Thinking about this queen who was gonna attack Michael Myers with an iron in Halloween Kills.
There are so many songs about LA but only one about grandma getting ran over by a reindeer?
January 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
There are so many songs about LA but only one about grandma getting ran over by a reindeer?
Opening a nightclub that only plays Enya.
January 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Opening a nightclub that only plays Enya.
Using my TV to just fall asleep to different shows to see which give me the most fucked up dreams.
January 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Using my TV to just fall asleep to different shows to see which give me the most fucked up dreams.
Didn’t go to a show I wanted to bc the fear of going outside after a late night Impossible Burger made me gassy and the venue didn’t have single person stalls.
January 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Didn’t go to a show I wanted to bc the fear of going outside after a late night Impossible Burger made me gassy and the venue didn’t have single person stalls.
The Carrie Diaries (2013-2014)
January 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The Carrie Diaries (2013-2014)
Hear me out.
December 8, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Hear me out.
Anyone got a DVD player and a copy of Shrek 2?
November 21, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Anyone got a DVD player and a copy of Shrek 2?