I believe it's spending money to have a conversation in a professional location? You're very welcome to use my offices for a very modest fee.

// oh no im sorry 😭

// I have them on my 3ds I love them sm

Woman troubles, hm? Perhaps you both require a little counselling.

Hrmm. Perhaps he ought to call for a healer?

Or perhaps she's just suffering from a caramel shortage. Sholmes knows all about those.

"Ahahaha!"

My, Sholmes looks awfully pleased with himself.

"As well you should be. I am, after all, the one and only. The inimitable.

Now... judging by the looks of you, you are clearly an aspiring detective yourself. Am I wrong?"

Ah. Aha. Could it perhaps be that you recognise me? I wouldn't blame you. I'm only the most famous consulting detective in the world.

[Striking a pose... Pipe and all.]

// conversely I may have to make a modern AA character too for those interactions 🥴🥴🥴