It should've been Dan!

I tried, but the other actors all said I was "nitpicky" and "hard to work with."
Sounds like jealousy of my talent if you ask me

But my class only specializes in one-man shows! 😭

Going to be adding "rabiated" into my daily vocabulary

Do fish with rabies experience perpetual terror?
#DeepThoughts

My brother, that's what this weekend is for

[gay joker] why so straight?

[gay wonder woman] it's no wonder I like women

[gay flash] I swear this never happens to me