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truly baffled by the constant opinions and arguments about this man, he isn’t even a public figure or anything, he’s literally Just Some Guy
January 30, 2026 at 3:49 PM
truly baffled by the constant opinions and arguments about this man, he isn’t even a public figure or anything, he’s literally Just Some Guy
What do you mean, it’s right next to California on the map, it just has a weird box around it
January 21, 2026 at 3:59 PM
What do you mean, it’s right next to California on the map, it just has a weird box around it
Cleveland version of this where you follow them around listing all the starting QBs since 1999, insisting that Tim Couch was "actually pretty good if you go back and look"
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Cleveland version of this where you follow them around listing all the starting QBs since 1999, insisting that Tim Couch was "actually pretty good if you go back and look"
It’s a great feeling
January 14, 2026 at 3:09 AM
It’s a great feeling
we used to Make Things
January 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
we used to Make Things
Turns out I’ve played 9:
1. Breath of the Wild
2. Hades
3. Disco Elysium
4. Ocarina of Time
5. Final Fantasy 7
6. Metroid Prine
7. Super Mario 64
8. Final Fantasy 8
9. It Takes Two
1. Breath of the Wild
2. Hades
3. Disco Elysium
4. Ocarina of Time
5. Final Fantasy 7
6. Metroid Prine
7. Super Mario 64
8. Final Fantasy 8
9. It Takes Two
January 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Turns out I’ve played 9:
1. Breath of the Wild
2. Hades
3. Disco Elysium
4. Ocarina of Time
5. Final Fantasy 7
6. Metroid Prine
7. Super Mario 64
8. Final Fantasy 8
9. It Takes Two
1. Breath of the Wild
2. Hades
3. Disco Elysium
4. Ocarina of Time
5. Final Fantasy 7
6. Metroid Prine
7. Super Mario 64
8. Final Fantasy 8
9. It Takes Two
Hades II the automatic winner as the only 2025 game I’ve played (it really is that good though)
January 11, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Hades II the automatic winner as the only 2025 game I’ve played (it really is that good though)
Tears of the kingdom then and now, greatest game of all time babeeyy
January 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Tears of the kingdom then and now, greatest game of all time babeeyy
Great year but it’s gotta be Pokémon Red and Blue
January 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Great year but it’s gotta be Pokémon Red and Blue
Barrel rolling in to vote for Star Fox 64 now
January 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Barrel rolling in to vote for Star Fox 64 now
Too young back then but Pokémon Gold and Silver the GOATs are the easy choice for now (with apologies to Chrono Cross which rules)
January 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Too young back then but Pokémon Gold and Silver the GOATs are the easy choice for now (with apologies to Chrono Cross which rules)
I’d love to try but having to scratch the stove just feels so unnecessary
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’d love to try but having to scratch the stove just feels so unnecessary
It had a notable place in the most important part of the culture (my ipod shuffle)
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It had a notable place in the most important part of the culture (my ipod shuffle)
This is how I found out about Cheney lol
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This is how I found out about Cheney lol
horse steroids
September 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
horse steroids
Jon Bois is that you
July 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Jon Bois is that you
Neil also rules because sometimes he’ll do a guitar solo that’s just him playing the same note over and over and you go “actually this rocks tho”
July 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Neil also rules because sometimes he’ll do a guitar solo that’s just him playing the same note over and over and you go “actually this rocks tho”
NBA live 2003 has some fun arcade style basketball and, as a bonus, a soundtrack full of original rap songs about how it’s the year 2003
July 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
NBA live 2003 has some fun arcade style basketball and, as a bonus, a soundtrack full of original rap songs about how it’s the year 2003
Can you take down a divine beast or two just real quick while you’re there
July 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Can you take down a divine beast or two just real quick while you’re there
Yet another brave journalist silenced for talking about the saga saturn
May 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Yet another brave journalist silenced for talking about the saga saturn
If the KJB trio were to turn its withering gaze to video games (one you’re done with every movie) which would you be the most excited to talk about?
April 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If the KJB trio were to turn its withering gaze to video games (one you’re done with every movie) which would you be the most excited to talk about?
It's incurable I fear
March 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's incurable I fear