Better call a detective!
Better call a detective!
When I returned to the world, my immediate reaction was “I *never* want to experience *anything* like that again.”
Other people get hospitalized and immediately make… the same plans.
When I returned to the world, my immediate reaction was “I *never* want to experience *anything* like that again.”
Other people get hospitalized and immediately make… the same plans.
Two companies were given $8.5 million and $10 mil respectively to run trials of their nasal vaccines.
Meanwhile, a consulting firm was given $100 million to administer two competitions.
lmao of course
Two companies were given $8.5 million and $10 mil respectively to run trials of their nasal vaccines.
Meanwhile, a consulting firm was given $100 million to administer two competitions.
lmao of course
How did I regularly do this as a kid?
Oh, wait… analog childhood/ digital adulthood. Gotcha.
How did I regularly do this as a kid?
Oh, wait… analog childhood/ digital adulthood. Gotcha.
Pre-infection: 6 hrs to Just the Flu-like symptoms.
4 mo. post-infection: 2 hours to brutal body aches.
16 mo. post-infection: 4 hours to feeling super tired & a bit dizzy. Slept deeply. Worn out today.
You could even say it was… mild.
Pre-infection: 6 hrs to Just the Flu-like symptoms.
4 mo. post-infection: 2 hours to brutal body aches.
16 mo. post-infection: 4 hours to feeling super tired & a bit dizzy. Slept deeply. Worn out today.
You could even say it was… mild.
I’m thrilled with the recoveries, but dread another trip to the edge of the abyss.
I’m thrilled with the recoveries, but dread another trip to the edge of the abyss.
A text from the president saying “lmao ur owned” will never beat that.
A text from the president saying “lmao ur owned” will never beat that.
All of the carrots are gone. People see that they’ll work harder, but there likely won’t be a house, kid, retirement… any of that. There’s nothing to work *towards*.
An empty slog.
All of the carrots are gone. People see that they’ll work harder, but there likely won’t be a house, kid, retirement… any of that. There’s nothing to work *towards*.
An empty slog.
Do you go with:
A - Someone who doesn’t even live in the state, who advised a prez campaign that won zero delegates, argued Uber drivers aren’t employees & became an exec at Airbnb during a housing crisis they help fuel?
OR
B - Not that person
Do you go with:
A - Someone who doesn’t even live in the state, who advised a prez campaign that won zero delegates, argued Uber drivers aren’t employees & became an exec at Airbnb during a housing crisis they help fuel?
OR
B - Not that person
I‘ll lol and lmao into self combustion if someone tells her she should unmask so they can see her smile.
I‘ll lol and lmao into self combustion if someone tells her she should unmask so they can see her smile.
✅ Your safety is entirely your responsibility. If other people decide to do things that harm you, it’s nobody’s fault but your own. ✅ Hand sanitizer is an effective means of avoiding an airborne virus.
✅ If you’re sick, MAYBE consider possibly staying home?
✅ Your safety is entirely your responsibility. If other people decide to do things that harm you, it’s nobody’s fault but your own. ✅ Hand sanitizer is an effective means of avoiding an airborne virus.
✅ If you’re sick, MAYBE consider possibly staying home?
Buncha guys forever obsessed with Iggy Pop and Lou Reed while their girlfriends tried to get them into New Order and acid house.
Buncha guys forever obsessed with Iggy Pop and Lou Reed while their girlfriends tried to get them into New Order and acid house.
We rise from the ashes time and time again to get in one more lol and another lmao.
We rise from the ashes time and time again to get in one more lol and another lmao.