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Delcie 🖋️but a ghost 👻
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She/They 🤷🏻|cat mom🐈🐈|reader📖|writer of historical fiction🖋️|crocheter 🧶|

Desperately trying to convince you I’m a little bit funny.

Official Paul Revere hate account.
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I will continue to join book clubs until I make friends (threat).
Have spent this whole week watching Ken Burns’ American Revolution and Death by Lightning.

Man, history sure does rhyme.
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
There is something so special about listening to a podcast about people who died on the Appalachian trail while walking in the woods.

#justgirlythings
August 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Listen any bookstore, just give me the Raven Boys Graphic Novel and I will give you between $15 and $20.

It’s very simple. I need my Gangsey, please.
August 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Oh no it’s romance book lovers day I guess I have to go to the bookstore and buy books.
August 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Why are so many crochet patterns are “make all the tiny pieces first then make the big piece designed to hold all the little pieces?

I’m looking at you Hungry Caterpillar and turtle match game.

I will not be making you in pattern order.
August 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Nearly 70 pages about how Hamilton and Madison stop being friends and 0 mentions of the monkey of Philadelphia.

Sad.
July 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The book I’m reading where the author wants to kiss Thomas Jefferson is out there claiming James Madison was 5 foot 6.

In platform sandals maybe.
July 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Picking new glasses frames aka deciding my new personality for the next 2 to 3 years.
July 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Getting to the part of this American Revolution book where they will have my 4 favorite paragraphs:

Paragraph 1: Introducing Alex Hamilton my talking about how hot he was.
Paragraph 2: Amini bio ending with how obnoxious and annoying he was
July 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Listening to a crime podcast where the murderer was caught because they drove through the tolls I avoid every day on the drive to work.

It’s not even that far out of of the way. It adds negative minutes to the drive, actually depending on if I have to go around the submarine.
July 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The place where I got to two of my book clubs is going to start offering a LGBTQ+ book club.

Add it to my book club collection.

I will make friends in one of these book clubs
July 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
July 11, 1804.

They won’t tell you this in your classes but LOOK IT UP Hamilton was wearing is glasses. WHY?! if not to take deadly aim!

(Photos taken at American Revolution Museum in Philadelphia in 2019)
July 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My hubris of joining as many book clubs as possible until I make friends has caught up with me.

I have a book club meetings on Sunday and Monday. I am not yet finished Sunday’s book and have yet to start Monday’s.

They usually aren’t back to back days.
July 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Let’s play a game of how many times can I lose my ID at the airport.
June 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We as a society don’t talk enough about how Abe Lincoln had a horse he called “Old Bob” that he called “Old Bob” specifically so that when talking about the horse it would not be confused with his son, “Young Bob.”
June 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Work scavenger hunt game: something that smells like summer

Me: I got this Alexander Hamilton scented candle.
June 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Today I will be exclusively talking about the book How to Fall in Love in a Time of Unnamed disaster and how on the Smosh Mouth podcast yesterday Shayne very confidently called John Quincy Adams John Henry Adams multiple times without correction.
June 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I listened to How to Fall in Love in a Time of Unnamable Disaster yesterday.

I’m obsessed. This was so weird and so beautifully written. I don’t think I can accurately describe it. I feel like this is a you will love it or hate it book. But I am a love it.
June 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Sometimes I think about how in the biography of John Laurens it states that he died because he was ill prepared for the battle because he probably was out late partying with a woman, and how everything we know about John Laurens makes that the least likely thing to have ever happened.
June 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Last time I watched Hamilton my cat (uncoincidentally named Hamilton) whole ass hissed at the television during the opening number.

About to see if his opinions have changed.
June 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Shoutout to the lady that called to order a cake through the customer support team at a publishing company and refused to take “we do not sell cakes here” as an answer.
June 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
🎵why does the grocery store smell like gasoline🎵
June 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Current American Revolutionary War read also heavily implies there were women at Baron Von Steuben’s pantless parties.

He did not invite camp followers to those. Those were for the boys.

🏳️‍🌈
June 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Current American Revolution read didn’t mentioned the main character of the war, Joseph Plum Martin, until page 75.
June 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I will continue to join book clubs until I make friends (threat).
June 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM