Kris Dreemurr 🎵
@deceptivecadence.bsky.social
CATFISHING... GASP... RALSEI...
December 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
CATFISHING... GASP... RALSEI...
Oh you probably have to go there often.
December 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Oh you probably have to go there often.
You have school tours during service?
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You have school tours during service?
Don't do this. I need him around. How else will I feel like he's the weird uncle no one invites to Christmas I never had
December 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Don't do this. I need him around. How else will I feel like he's the weird uncle no one invites to Christmas I never had
There sure is. So, what's your story?
December 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
There sure is. So, what's your story?
( snickers before they withdraw their hand. )
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
( snickers before they withdraw their hand. )
( suddenly touches his hips out of nowhere. )
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
( suddenly touches his hips out of nowhere. )
Yeah, you had to bail me out, rich girl.
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Yeah, you had to bail me out, rich girl.
( they totally heard her. they're pretending they didn't to piss her off. )
A whole nine months... Maybe that was when I was hospitalized that one time...
A whole nine months... Maybe that was when I was hospitalized that one time...
December 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
( they totally heard her. they're pretending they didn't to piss her off. )
A whole nine months... Maybe that was when I was hospitalized that one time...
A whole nine months... Maybe that was when I was hospitalized that one time...
( they suddenly cup their own chest??? )
December 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
( they suddenly cup their own chest??? )
How did I miss the pregnancy? That's nine months!
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
How did I miss the pregnancy? That's nine months!
// our humor might not have graduated past the age of 14
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
// our humor might not have graduated past the age of 14
Thanks man. Appreciate the support.
I raised it myself.
I raised it myself.
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Thanks man. Appreciate the support.
I raised it myself.
I raised it myself.
