Wonder how many times I can dust the same counter before the management notice.

Thought I was drifting off when I heard cow bells, then a whole kurent walks past my reception with a cheerful 'lil wave and hop.

I didn't get the corporate folks complaining about working on a spreadsheet all day back when I worked retail. I get it now (I've been staring at this spreadsheet so long I swear I'll see it in my dreams tonight).