Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
Radioactive, God, Devil, Grandma, Snake, Most attractive person ever (self proclaimed)... Hey, maybe that's too many titles?
The snake's favorite: @overdosedangel
The snake's favorite: @overdosedangel
"...It's still fucking November! This is too soon! This is why we have to deal with that awful song for so long every year!"
This #SeductiveSunday has been brought to you by the whims of Kiwi's troublesome ex wife...
This #SeductiveSunday has been brought to you by the whims of Kiwi's troublesome ex wife...
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"...It's still fucking November! This is too soon! This is why we have to deal with that awful song for so long every year!"
This #SeductiveSunday has been brought to you by the whims of Kiwi's troublesome ex wife...
This #SeductiveSunday has been brought to you by the whims of Kiwi's troublesome ex wife...
Flashback Friday means suddenly remembering some of the stupid shit she said all those years ago when she realized that she was falling for her best friend.
...And no, her horrible attempts at being smooth and cool were not what led to the eventual divorce.
...And no, her horrible attempts at being smooth and cool were not what led to the eventual divorce.
June 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Flashback Friday means suddenly remembering some of the stupid shit she said all those years ago when she realized that she was falling for her best friend.
...And no, her horrible attempts at being smooth and cool were not what led to the eventual divorce.
...And no, her horrible attempts at being smooth and cool were not what led to the eventual divorce.
Yeah, Kiwi celebrates Mother's Day. Sure, she despises every memory of her own mother, but... She does like the snacks and cards her kids and grandkids give her.
...And since they've patched things up a bit, she can also take her ex wife out for coffee to chat about the family and old memories.
...And since they've patched things up a bit, she can also take her ex wife out for coffee to chat about the family and old memories.
May 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yeah, Kiwi celebrates Mother's Day. Sure, she despises every memory of her own mother, but... She does like the snacks and cards her kids and grandkids give her.
...And since they've patched things up a bit, she can also take her ex wife out for coffee to chat about the family and old memories.
...And since they've patched things up a bit, she can also take her ex wife out for coffee to chat about the family and old memories.
Speaking of her grandkids...
Kiwi lost another bet with one of them, so she now has an obligation to cosplay...
Be cautious, or she will stab somebody with the leek.
Kiwi lost another bet with one of them, so she now has an obligation to cosplay...
Be cautious, or she will stab somebody with the leek.
April 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Speaking of her grandkids...
Kiwi lost another bet with one of them, so she now has an obligation to cosplay...
Be cautious, or she will stab somebody with the leek.
Kiwi lost another bet with one of them, so she now has an obligation to cosplay...
Be cautious, or she will stab somebody with the leek.
Kicking open @overdosedangel.bsky.social 's door!
"Lilac refused to let me borrow her kitchen for a super cool glow in the dark cake, so I collected ten boxes of those snack cakes Synths love so much instead. Happy Valentine's Day, love."
"Lilac refused to let me borrow her kitchen for a super cool glow in the dark cake, so I collected ten boxes of those snack cakes Synths love so much instead. Happy Valentine's Day, love."
February 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Kicking open @overdosedangel.bsky.social 's door!
"Lilac refused to let me borrow her kitchen for a super cool glow in the dark cake, so I collected ten boxes of those snack cakes Synths love so much instead. Happy Valentine's Day, love."
"Lilac refused to let me borrow her kitchen for a super cool glow in the dark cake, so I collected ten boxes of those snack cakes Synths love so much instead. Happy Valentine's Day, love."
Kiwi doesn't even need to strip to be the hottest person around for #SeductiveSubday.
January 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Kiwi doesn't even need to strip to be the hottest person around for #SeductiveSubday.
January 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh damn I still haven't updated this-
Well, I guess the first update is the 'Minors go to the Shadow Realm' part.
Muse age is whatever, I can work with it.
But writers under 18 should not try to interact with me in any way.
Well, I guess the first update is the 'Minors go to the Shadow Realm' part.
Muse age is whatever, I can work with it.
But writers under 18 should not try to interact with me in any way.
December 12, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Oh damn I still haven't updated this-
Well, I guess the first update is the 'Minors go to the Shadow Realm' part.
Muse age is whatever, I can work with it.
But writers under 18 should not try to interact with me in any way.
Well, I guess the first update is the 'Minors go to the Shadow Realm' part.
Muse age is whatever, I can work with it.
But writers under 18 should not try to interact with me in any way.
Eh, screw it. Grumpy introvert casts Stolen Bandwagon.
It's all going to be workplace safety violations rather than smut.
It's all going to be workplace safety violations rather than smut.
December 4, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Eh, screw it. Grumpy introvert casts Stolen Bandwagon.
It's all going to be workplace safety violations rather than smut.
It's all going to be workplace safety violations rather than smut.
Mommy-
I mean-
Intimidating punk next door (will punch the mailman if he tramples your flowers again).
I mean-
Intimidating punk next door (will punch the mailman if he tramples your flowers again).
December 2, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Mommy-
I mean-
Intimidating punk next door (will punch the mailman if he tramples your flowers again).
I mean-
Intimidating punk next door (will punch the mailman if he tramples your flowers again).
Honestly don't know, but I love her and need to use her as a faceclaim eventually. Maybe a fluffy detective since I've off and on debated a detective character.
December 2, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Honestly don't know, but I love her and need to use her as a faceclaim eventually. Maybe a fluffy detective since I've off and on debated a detective character.
Elf. REALLY misses the good old days and healthy forests.
December 2, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Elf. REALLY misses the good old days and healthy forests.
I dunno yet, dude. I'm just coping. But she'd probably throw hands if she catches anybody littering.
December 2, 2024 at 2:23 AM
I dunno yet, dude. I'm just coping. But she'd probably throw hands if she catches anybody littering.
See, she was supposed to be an idol, but then she retired after trying to kill her friend's dad in self defense. Now she just keeps streaming because her fans are loyal.
December 2, 2024 at 2:23 AM
See, she was supposed to be an idol, but then she retired after trying to kill her friend's dad in self defense. Now she just keeps streaming because her fans are loyal.
Your honor, she's just a little guy. A funny little dude. The struggle to not be an alcoholic again makes her funnier.
December 2, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Your honor, she's just a little guy. A funny little dude. The struggle to not be an alcoholic again makes her funnier.
"Basically, I'm the best and worst thing to happen to this world~ I would explain more, but I have to go cut the crusts off of some sandwiches before the grandkids accuse me of trying to poison them."
Bird app migrant OC RP account.
Dark themes likely.
Grumpy old lady (we love hags (yes I had to)).
Bird app migrant OC RP account.
Dark themes likely.
Grumpy old lady (we love hags (yes I had to)).
November 12, 2024 at 9:28 PM
"Basically, I'm the best and worst thing to happen to this world~ I would explain more, but I have to go cut the crusts off of some sandwiches before the grandkids accuse me of trying to poison them."
Bird app migrant OC RP account.
Dark themes likely.
Grumpy old lady (we love hags (yes I had to)).
Bird app migrant OC RP account.
Dark themes likely.
Grumpy old lady (we love hags (yes I had to)).