Don’t want to look at my bank account. It might advise my next purchase to be a ticket back to London Heathrow

Only ignorant fools think a-ha are one hit wonders

British music is not an insult. British anything else is, but not music. Please

Fishing for chips

My name is Michael Caine

I remember when someone said I was their spirit animal, what the fuck do you mean by that

People-centric city vs car-centric city. I moved to Auckland in mid-February. I’m going to have to put the effort in now.

Tinnitus killing me bro. Thought it was some construction work all this time but now I’m in the middle of nowhere with cows and stuff, they’re not doing any construction…

Baked kūmara is amaaaaaazing

I RAN OUT OF PEANUT BUTTER FUCKSAKE

I just had a dream that every country had their own Dubai and they were all called Dubai - had all the culture + rules + futuristic buildings + 50 lane motorways of Dubai but it’d just be south of Auckland, north of London, east of Rome, and the one in the UAE was just the OG

Sometimes I wonder whether I can call myself a filmmaker

I’m on a mission to revitalise my creativity

Kia ora! I’m out here @mtownson.com