This is also part of why these worthless capitalist shits are so enamored of generative ai, the stupid chatbots all sound like a dumb guy's idea of what a smart person sounds like and they are all incredibly fucking dumb guys

I say they because Imaginary Seahawks Guy is nonbinary. If I'm gonna make up a dumbass they can at least be a cool dumbass

That jackfuck who works at the pizza place downtown who only wears Seahawks jerseys and keeps screwing up your extremely basic order? They are head and shoulders above the richest people in the world. Kicked in the head by a horse theory remains undefeated

The stupidest fucking asshole you know personally is more literate and erudite than Deepak Chopra

I used to have it memorized but it's been so long since I last recited

youtu.be/eoVExOdCpjs

Would you like Starbucks, Extra Starbucks, or Kingsford?

I feel like maybe you were right the first time too

Everybody, everywhere in history, has been too timid/comfortable/pacified/whatever to revolt until they weren't

And yeah I've been a labor organizer most of my adult life and involved in radical politics since basically WTO and it makes me insane to keep going around in circles too.

Dude I'm not arguing with you. I agree with you.

That's capitalism. That's what we've been saying.

Strongly recommend if you like dangit grandpa

Hundred Line has the "let's casually commit genocide, we're the good guys" Exodus Project so there's that but we never see any of them