Decafhamburger
@decafhamburger.bsky.social
State level Government Bureaucrat by choice, Metis by da grace of god
Cascadian secessionist
Painter of miniatures
Autistic
24 (they/them)
Cascadian secessionist
Painter of miniatures
Autistic
24 (they/them)
I don't think June Licinio is the most insufferably annoying person on earth
January 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I don't think June Licinio is the most insufferably annoying person on earth
In the grim-jolly future of the 41st millennium there is only holiday cheer
Sorry for the lack of updates, I've been dealing with some mental stuff, but now I'm on medication and doing much better!
Sorry for the lack of updates, I've been dealing with some mental stuff, but now I'm on medication and doing much better!
December 16, 2025 at 8:28 AM
In the grim-jolly future of the 41st millennium there is only holiday cheer
Sorry for the lack of updates, I've been dealing with some mental stuff, but now I'm on medication and doing much better!
Sorry for the lack of updates, I've been dealing with some mental stuff, but now I'm on medication and doing much better!
The gales of November:
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The gales of November:
I guess after all this time, Trump was in fact the throat goat
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I guess after all this time, Trump was in fact the throat goat
Mariners, I am so sorry that I ever doubted you
October 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Mariners, I am so sorry that I ever doubted you
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
August 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
I'll always recommend this to anyone remotely interested in prehistoric life. It's equally about the evolution of dinosaurs, as well as the larger than life people who made major discoveries.
August 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'll always recommend this to anyone remotely interested in prehistoric life. It's equally about the evolution of dinosaurs, as well as the larger than life people who made major discoveries.
8/ Rather than trying to get a Strahd miniature from a blind box, I decided to make my own. 🧛♂️
This was my first time really messing around with mixing colors, and after some trial and error I was able to get the same sickly purple skin color that Strahd is depicted as having
This was my first time really messing around with mixing colors, and after some trial and error I was able to get the same sickly purple skin color that Strahd is depicted as having
August 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
8/ Rather than trying to get a Strahd miniature from a blind box, I decided to make my own. 🧛♂️
This was my first time really messing around with mixing colors, and after some trial and error I was able to get the same sickly purple skin color that Strahd is depicted as having
This was my first time really messing around with mixing colors, and after some trial and error I was able to get the same sickly purple skin color that Strahd is depicted as having
7/ A Tree Hugging Hippie, aka a Druid
This one was a lot of fun to paint. The different layers of clothing allowed for some fun color combinations. I added some woad body paint on a whim, and I think it really ties the whole thing
together!
This one was a lot of fun to paint. The different layers of clothing allowed for some fun color combinations. I added some woad body paint on a whim, and I think it really ties the whole thing
together!
August 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
7/ A Tree Hugging Hippie, aka a Druid
This one was a lot of fun to paint. The different layers of clothing allowed for some fun color combinations. I added some woad body paint on a whim, and I think it really ties the whole thing
together!
This one was a lot of fun to paint. The different layers of clothing allowed for some fun color combinations. I added some woad body paint on a whim, and I think it really ties the whole thing
together!
6/ A Vampire
I have mixed opinions on this one, on one hand I view it as a personal achievement as this was the first miniature I painted in under two hours. On the other hand, the limits of my current paintbrush selection made it difficult to add the details I wanted
I have mixed opinions on this one, on one hand I view it as a personal achievement as this was the first miniature I painted in under two hours. On the other hand, the limits of my current paintbrush selection made it difficult to add the details I wanted
August 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
6/ A Vampire
I have mixed opinions on this one, on one hand I view it as a personal achievement as this was the first miniature I painted in under two hours. On the other hand, the limits of my current paintbrush selection made it difficult to add the details I wanted
I have mixed opinions on this one, on one hand I view it as a personal achievement as this was the first miniature I painted in under two hours. On the other hand, the limits of my current paintbrush selection made it difficult to add the details I wanted
5/ Commander Farsight from #Warhammer40k
After getting more confident in my miniature painting skills, I decided to try painting one of my primed but unpainted Citadel minis. It turned out alright, but once I get some finer brushes I'm going to do some touch-ups and add missing details.
After getting more confident in my miniature painting skills, I decided to try painting one of my primed but unpainted Citadel minis. It turned out alright, but once I get some finer brushes I'm going to do some touch-ups and add missing details.
August 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
5/ Commander Farsight from #Warhammer40k
After getting more confident in my miniature painting skills, I decided to try painting one of my primed but unpainted Citadel minis. It turned out alright, but once I get some finer brushes I'm going to do some touch-ups and add missing details.
After getting more confident in my miniature painting skills, I decided to try painting one of my primed but unpainted Citadel minis. It turned out alright, but once I get some finer brushes I'm going to do some touch-ups and add missing details.
4/ Rats, rats, we're the rats!
August 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
4/ Rats, rats, we're the rats!
3/ Werebear? There bear!
Looking back at it, it's interesting that my first three painted miniatures all welded battle-axes. Guess I just have a subconscious preference for a specific melee weapon :p
Looking back at it, it's interesting that my first three painted miniatures all welded battle-axes. Guess I just have a subconscious preference for a specific melee weapon :p
August 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
3/ Werebear? There bear!
Looking back at it, it's interesting that my first three painted miniatures all welded battle-axes. Guess I just have a subconscious preference for a specific melee weapon :p
Looking back at it, it's interesting that my first three painted miniatures all welded battle-axes. Guess I just have a subconscious preference for a specific melee weapon :p
2/ after the aforementioned halfling barbarian was turned into a woman (long story involving a cursed fountain) I painted another miniature to reflect the change.
It was also my first attempt at using shade paints, I'm very happy with how it turned out for a first try :D
It was also my first attempt at using shade paints, I'm very happy with how it turned out for a first try :D
August 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
2/ after the aforementioned halfling barbarian was turned into a woman (long story involving a cursed fountain) I painted another miniature to reflect the change.
It was also my first attempt at using shade paints, I'm very happy with how it turned out for a first try :D
It was also my first attempt at using shade paints, I'm very happy with how it turned out for a first try :D
I recently have gotten into painting #miniatures, so I'm creating a thread to showcase some of my paint jobs.
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First up, the first miniature I've ever painted. A halfling barbarian I whipped up for a TTRPG campaign
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First up, the first miniature I've ever painted. A halfling barbarian I whipped up for a TTRPG campaign
August 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I recently have gotten into painting #miniatures, so I'm creating a thread to showcase some of my paint jobs.
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First up, the first miniature I've ever painted. A halfling barbarian I whipped up for a TTRPG campaign
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First up, the first miniature I've ever painted. A halfling barbarian I whipped up for a TTRPG campaign
Does this count?
July 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Does this count?
According to Fox News the Khagan who will lead us to victory has already arisen
June 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
According to Fox News the Khagan who will lead us to victory has already arisen
