Dec Lan
@dec-lan.bsky.social
Humanist, Father, Author, Poet, Kindness Advocate
Careful now
a man is holding a box of donuts in his hand
ALT: a man is holding a box of donuts in his hand
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Careful now
We're not, just your manky lad
March 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
We're not, just your manky lad
Must have been some wallet 🤔
March 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Must have been some wallet 🤔
Maybe your dogs are dickhe@ds, you ever think about that?
March 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Maybe your dogs are dickhe@ds, you ever think about that?
No, you're helping ease corporate guilt and giving them a tax deductible, and theft, don't forget the theft
March 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
No, you're helping ease corporate guilt and giving them a tax deductible, and theft, don't forget the theft
You should have stayed home with your Mother if you feel you need permission... for anything
March 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
You should have stayed home with your Mother if you feel you need permission... for anything
This "joke" is older than social media
March 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
This "joke" is older than social media
I've had 3 different colleagues over the years named S. Harte
February 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I've had 3 different colleagues over the years named S. Harte
Dr. No (chance this happened)
January 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Dr. No (chance this happened)
So, fessor had to shit in his hand or another receptacle, keep it fresh while finishing a tiling job and out of sight, and smell, from residents? Riiiiggghhhhttttttt
January 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
So, fessor had to shit in his hand or another receptacle, keep it fresh while finishing a tiling job and out of sight, and smell, from residents? Riiiiggghhhhttttttt
Google "tender & procurement" and tell better lies, you may be suited to government after all :)
January 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Google "tender & procurement" and tell better lies, you may be suited to government after all :)
I did the same with my now ex wife. Main reason I grew it was because she hated it and it was already over
January 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I did the same with my now ex wife. Main reason I grew it was because she hated it and it was already over
Typically shallow behaviour I'd expect from a Tinder user
December 12, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Typically shallow behaviour I'd expect from a Tinder user
So they don't care about people speeding, just that they get caught and fined? Is, is that you? Chancellor of the exchequer?
November 29, 2024 at 10:27 AM
So they don't care about people speeding, just that they get caught and fined? Is, is that you? Chancellor of the exchequer?
Therapy would be cheaper
November 19, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Therapy would be cheaper