Reposted by debucant
My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass
March 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass
my entire life is an endless cycle of unbuttoning my pants in the car and then catching myself in public with my pants undone again
March 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
my entire life is an endless cycle of unbuttoning my pants in the car and then catching myself in public with my pants undone again
my gender is big combat boots with ruffle socks
February 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
my gender is big combat boots with ruffle socks
spent my afternoon sneaking by my partners work to change out his dead headlight while he didn't know I was there I love being evil
February 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
spent my afternoon sneaking by my partners work to change out his dead headlight while he didn't know I was there I love being evil
I'll be there in a minute I'm pulling individual ramen noodle curls out of my washing machine
February 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I'll be there in a minute I'm pulling individual ramen noodle curls out of my washing machine
but does YOUR local hemp store blast high school musical 2 while you pick your drugs???
January 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
but does YOUR local hemp store blast high school musical 2 while you pick your drugs???
no spray bottle around? try lightly bonking your cat on the head with an empty paper towel tube and confuse them into behaving
January 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
no spray bottle around? try lightly bonking your cat on the head with an empty paper towel tube and confuse them into behaving
told my brother I got a gumball tattoo like from a sweetgum tree and he stared at me confused until I said the words "round pinecone" cause he thought I meant the one from cartoon network
December 25, 2024 at 3:54 AM
told my brother I got a gumball tattoo like from a sweetgum tree and he stared at me confused until I said the words "round pinecone" cause he thought I meant the one from cartoon network
I love being asked about my tattoos bc sometimes the reasoning is a representation of the dichotomy of living in a dynamically disabled body and sometimes it's just. I liked the picture n got it
December 10, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I love being asked about my tattoos bc sometimes the reasoning is a representation of the dichotomy of living in a dynamically disabled body and sometimes it's just. I liked the picture n got it
no nut november more like no nut osrs leagues
November 26, 2024 at 6:13 PM
no nut november more like no nut osrs leagues
the people pleaser in me wants so bad to be tattooed enough for tattoo people but clear skinned enough for non tattoo people and I think I might care a little too much what other people think
November 17, 2024 at 9:46 PM
the people pleaser in me wants so bad to be tattooed enough for tattoo people but clear skinned enough for non tattoo people and I think I might care a little too much what other people think
the perpetual mourning of constant medical shit is almost comical I'll wonder why I feel weird and kind of sad and then remember I'm still coming to terms with finding out my bones are stuck together or something
November 14, 2024 at 12:30 AM
the perpetual mourning of constant medical shit is almost comical I'll wonder why I feel weird and kind of sad and then remember I'm still coming to terms with finding out my bones are stuck together or something
going from "might be unemployed soon" to "might be eligible for benefits soon" is the BEST kind of whiplash
November 12, 2024 at 7:26 PM
going from "might be unemployed soon" to "might be eligible for benefits soon" is the BEST kind of whiplash
forever the youngest patient in any medical facility by at least 30 years
November 11, 2024 at 7:08 PM
forever the youngest patient in any medical facility by at least 30 years
Reposted by debucant
Folks please don’t forget to ALT your images! The more new folks show up here the lower the adoption of ALT is and that’s a bummer cause it means not all Bluesky users can enjoy your images!
Here’s how to turn on prompts to remind you to ALT:
Here’s how to turn on prompts to remind you to ALT:
November 9, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Folks please don’t forget to ALT your images! The more new folks show up here the lower the adoption of ALT is and that’s a bummer cause it means not all Bluesky users can enjoy your images!
Here’s how to turn on prompts to remind you to ALT:
Here’s how to turn on prompts to remind you to ALT:
so pokemon-pilled rn I passed a street called "grey oak" lane today and read it as "Gary Oak"
November 9, 2024 at 4:00 AM
so pokemon-pilled rn I passed a street called "grey oak" lane today and read it as "Gary Oak"
got my first parking ticket does this make me a real adult
November 9, 2024 at 1:25 AM
got my first parking ticket does this make me a real adult
finally dove off the sinking twitter ship 🫡
November 7, 2024 at 9:52 PM
finally dove off the sinking twitter ship 🫡