Pinned
I’m starving 🤤 apparently the massive amount of food I consumed yesterday was not enough to sustain me, so I’m going to have to do it all again today 🍫🧁🍬🍪🍊🥧🥖🧀🥜
December 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I’m starving 🤤 apparently the massive amount of food I consumed yesterday was not enough to sustain me, so I’m going to have to do it all again today 🍫🧁🍬🍪🍊🥧🥖🧀🥜
I think I thanked everyone I needed to
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December 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think I thanked everyone I needed to
Zigzag loves his little snowman Santa toy.
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Zigzag loves his little snowman Santa toy.
Happy Christmas from me and a milk drunk Santa 🎅🏼🎄🎉🎁🥂
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Happy Christmas from me and a milk drunk Santa 🎅🏼🎄🎉🎁🥂
I’m frickin freezing!
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December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’m frickin freezing!
A super long yet short week!
December 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
A super long yet short week!
Well at 6 days old he is already becoming acquainted with the nice doctors at a/e. 🙈
December 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Well at 6 days old he is already becoming acquainted with the nice doctors at a/e. 🙈
I haven’t been wearing my watch and my step count for yesterday was 10 steps 😂. I mean I haven’t been walking far I’ve had major surgery but it’s further than 10 steps a day!
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I haven’t been wearing my watch and my step count for yesterday was 10 steps 😂. I mean I haven’t been walking far I’ve had major surgery but it’s further than 10 steps a day!
Yay Discharge day has finally come 🥳🎉🏡
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Yay Discharge day has finally come 🥳🎉🏡
Bebé has jaundice and he is not impressed with his superhero style eye-protection
December 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Bebé has jaundice and he is not impressed with his superhero style eye-protection
Mmm another delicious NHS breakfast of cold toast from a bag 😣
December 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Mmm another delicious NHS breakfast of cold toast from a bag 😣
Look what they did to my arm, god knows how bruised my stomach is underneath the dressing 😖
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Look what they did to my arm, god knows how bruised my stomach is underneath the dressing 😖
Theo got very upset about having hiccups.
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December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Theo got very upset about having hiccups.
Look at this gorgeous fella:
December 15, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Look at this gorgeous fella:
I want a mini donkey 🫏
December 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I want a mini donkey 🫏
I’m not feeling very festive this year 🎄🎅🏼⛄️😕 perhaps it’s the lack of sugar and booze 😔
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I’m not feeling very festive this year 🎄🎅🏼⛄️😕 perhaps it’s the lack of sugar and booze 😔
Somebody decided he didn’t want his toys in a basket! 🧺
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Somebody decided he didn’t want his toys in a basket! 🧺
Hmm should I order the wrong dose of medication or wait and try and speak to the hospital/midwife again tomorrow which I’ve never had much luck with in the past and risk not being able to get any in time 🤔
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December 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Hmm should I order the wrong dose of medication or wait and try and speak to the hospital/midwife again tomorrow which I’ve never had much luck with in the past and risk not being able to get any in time 🤔
Ziggy 🐶 ‘befriended’ a hedgehog 🦔 . I’m pretty sure they shouldn’t be hanging out in the garden at this time of year 🤔
December 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Ziggy 🐶 ‘befriended’ a hedgehog 🦔 . I’m pretty sure they shouldn’t be hanging out in the garden at this time of year 🤔
Sinus headache 🤧 and a terrible nights sleep 😭
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Sinus headache 🤧 and a terrible nights sleep 😭
Ziggy had a dead mouse that he thought he’d try and bring into the house
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December 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Ziggy had a dead mouse that he thought he’d try and bring into the house
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Margaret Thatcher still gets an erection in her tomb every time she knows people are having a despicable and expensive time using privatised services
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Margaret Thatcher still gets an erection in her tomb every time she knows people are having a despicable and expensive time using privatised services
I’ve already been whammed twice 😲 Crazy early this year (luckily most of my friends were whammed at the same time so I did not lose 😂)
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’ve already been whammed twice 😲 Crazy early this year (luckily most of my friends were whammed at the same time so I did not lose 😂)
I did my bm on a previous finger bruise and damn now it’s sore 😣🩸
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I did my bm on a previous finger bruise and damn now it’s sore 😣🩸
I have zero energy today 🧟♀️
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I have zero energy today 🧟♀️