Wisconsin voters want to save big money at menards, drink an old fashioned at the end of the night, and they want the badgers to be competitive in the big ten. they dont want to be lectured at by an out of town weirdo. They'd drive to dane county for that

What? Just drinking loosies?

First of all: yes please.

Second: surely there are small cups or ziploc bags or _something_ in that kitchen. Make it work!