Debra Goelz
@debragoelz.bsky.social
Author of plucky mermaids, smokin' hot aliens, and empowered princesses. Muppet aficionado. Dog mom. Human mom.
Didn’t Trump threaten to form a third party at one point? But that was okay because…????
July 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Didn’t Trump threaten to form a third party at one point? But that was okay because…????
Who’s going to tell him his loyalty is to the constitution?
June 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Who’s going to tell him his loyalty is to the constitution?
Is this the moment Trump comes to DeSantis’s rescue?
May 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Is this the moment Trump comes to DeSantis’s rescue?
I had to check that this wasn’t an @theonion.com article! 💩🏊🧅
May 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I had to check that this wasn’t an @theonion.com article! 💩🏊🧅
Um, don’t earth and Mars share the same sun?
May 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Um, don’t earth and Mars share the same sun?
I’m just waiting for the return of the caravans for 2026 elections!
April 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’m just waiting for the return of the caravans for 2026 elections!
Your Gonzo wardrobe is building!
April 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Your Gonzo wardrobe is building!
Operative word - probably. This is what courts are for.
April 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Operative word - probably. This is what courts are for.
Obviously I meant 2025!
March 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Obviously I meant 2025!
Oh my gosh! I’m in there too!
March 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Oh my gosh! I’m in there too!
Totally looks like his signature
March 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Totally looks like his signature
Thanks so much!!!
February 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Thanks so much!!!