Maybe you are awarded “something” if you get specific stuff into the hole? Like a limited time fart booster, for ex.

“Doing nothing is infinitely better than universal healthcare,” said only the billionaires.

This guy owns multiple private jets and luxury homes but he thinks I'M trying to pay healthcare professionals what I want...hahahahahahaha. If Mark Cuban got rid of 5 of his 6 billion-ish, he'd still be like $1 billion richer than me but I'm the problem here? This man's words tell us what he fears.

Look at this man's language--force? Pay them what I want? You're words, Mark. You are the one out of touch and also...scared? I told you how much I'm paying for health insurance next year. What are you paying, Mark? I'm 100% sure that you could pay a hell of a lot more than you do.

Ah, a money hoarder scaremongering about the cost of universal healthcare. Mark, in 2026, I’ll pay $650/month with a $9,100 deductible. You can’t convince me that I’ll pay more in taxes than I’m paying right now for healthcare. But YOU should pay a lot more in taxes. Until you aren’t a billionaire.

I know where your snow is! We don’t get much here usually. Today’s was a surprise. It did brighten an otherwise particularly gloomy day.

Ah, I wondered if this had gone into the “vault of the unfinished.” Do you even have one of those? I do and it’s a dusty place of “haha” and “oh my god what was I trying to do with this.” I do think this gassy game looks hilarious TBH.

Old Friends by Simon and Garfunkel. It hits differently now that I’m…ahem…middle aged.

Also, Ethan Regan is a new favorite.

So you agree, then.

Thanks for sharing! I did not know about this. I just spent an hour perusing the letters and adopting.

No allergies but a deep aversion to this fake-a** flavor.

I did something similar for my daughter’s 25th birthday—25 books, wrapped in brown paper with hints about the contents like “romantic poetry,” “soul-crushing,” etc. It was very successful but TBF I know my daughter’s book preferences.

Gen Z? Me? Hahahahahaha *gasp* Hold on. I need a minute to catch my breath.