“I couldn’t stand all those fuckin’ fake elites in New York for one more minute, so I had to jump on my private jet and get back home to my gated mansion miles away from my next rich neighbor. Where people are more real.”

the other grab is much closer to the actual color palette. Royal’s suit is brown, btw, not light gray. Which—feast your eyes on this fine shit:

This is a small thing, but when Gene Hackman died, I looked for stills from The Royal Tenenbaums, my favorite Hackman performance, and I was stunned at how many screengrabs looked like the one on the left, which is a completely desaturated like every single streamer (esp. AppleTV & Netflix), whereas

Also, I’m fucking begging people to understand what a bottle episode is.

Been collecting angry Severance takes today…

I’m begging people to stop with this format, and I don’t ask for a lot. This was maybe clever the first time, was never actually funny, yet people just keep doing it. “Sir, this is a Wendy’s” had more legs.